When you seem to have lost all hair accessories and very badly need to keep your hair out of your face. When having a case of hair-tie desperation, the affected will use nearly any accessory and/or item in place of hair-ties or head bands. This sometimes works fir the affected and other times ends in a complete fashion disaster.
Girl One: Hey, where'd you get that head band? I''ve never seen one with that shape.
Girl Two: It's actually a neck-tie my mum bought for some random project she was working on. I had a major case of hair-tie desperation and it actually looks kind of cute.
Girl One: Nice.
Girl Two: It's actually a neck-tie my mum bought for some random project she was working on. I had a major case of hair-tie desperation and it actually looks kind of cute.
Girl One: Nice.
by writer_chick97 September 1, 2013
Get the Hair-tie desperationmug. the act of placing ones nut sac around their own erect penis, while inserting the penis into the mouth receiving anal fixation via the partners nose. all this is happening while the nut sac is making a nice bow tie on the partners neck. (see Cincinnati bow tie)
(person a)"oh dude! last night she was sniffing out my butthole!"
(person b)"what? thats totally gay"
(person a)"no man its cool it was a stinky bow tie"
(person b)"oh"
(high fives ensue)
(person b)"what? thats totally gay"
(person a)"no man its cool it was a stinky bow tie"
(person b)"oh"
(high fives ensue)
by stinkybowtielover September 29, 2010
Get the stinky bow tiemug. This fashon anomaly occurs when a beer consumer spills a nominal to large quantity of beer or malt liquor down the front of their shirt, leaving a spill in the location of a neck tie. This is largely seen while drinking out of a plastic cup or mug. This is viewed as a waste of beer, or a badge of honor among different social circles.
My buddie was so happy to be at Miller Park that he chugged his beer, leaving a Milwaukee neck tie on his shirt.
by OC_Sandman October 5, 2009
Get the Milwaukee Neck Tiemug. by brown hybrid July 24, 2011
Get the bow-tie blackmug. A necktie in a gaudy paisley pattern, so-called because it looks like someone blew his lunch while wearing it.
by Duckbutt January 25, 2006
Get the blow-lunch tiemug. latin: Cincinnatus cuvus
Commonly referred to as "reverse titty fucking," the derivation comes from the bow tie shape of the male's testicles as they rest flayed upon his partner's neck. The classic finish to the position is the "double breast" with pearl buttons.
From "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
Commonly referred to as "reverse titty fucking," the derivation comes from the bow tie shape of the male's testicles as they rest flayed upon his partner's neck. The classic finish to the position is the "double breast" with pearl buttons.
From "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
I married him because I thought he was a gentlemen, but when he dazzled me with a beautiful Cincinnati Bow tie, I realized just how fabulous he really is.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
Get the Cincinnati Bow Tiemug. Guy 1: "Hey dude! I was just about tie off the dinosaur, wanna join?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, lets not, thats how Bradley Nowell died!"
Guy 2: "Nah man, lets not, thats how Bradley Nowell died!"
by LBCSublimeStyleez May 29, 2008
Get the tie off the dinosaurmug.