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Hair-tie desperation

When you seem to have lost all hair accessories and very badly need to keep your hair out of your face. When having a case of hair-tie desperation, the affected will use nearly any accessory and/or item in place of hair-ties or head bands. This sometimes works fir the affected and other times ends in a complete fashion disaster.
Girl One: Hey, where'd you get that head band? I''ve never seen one with that shape.
Girl Two: It's actually a neck-tie my mum bought for some random project she was working on. I had a major case of hair-tie desperation and it actually looks kind of cute.
Girl One: Nice.
by writer_chick97 September 1, 2013
mugGet the Hair-tie desperationmug.

stinky bow tie

the act of placing ones nut sac around their own erect penis, while inserting the penis into the mouth receiving anal fixation via the partners nose. all this is happening while the nut sac is making a nice bow tie on the partners neck. (see Cincinnati bow tie)
(person a)"oh dude! last night she was sniffing out my butthole!"
(person b)"what? thats totally gay"
(person a)"no man its cool it was a stinky bow tie"
(person b)"oh"
(high fives ensue)
by stinkybowtielover September 29, 2010
mugGet the stinky bow tiemug.

Milwaukee Neck Tie

This fashon anomaly occurs when a beer consumer spills a nominal to large quantity of beer or malt liquor down the front of their shirt, leaving a spill in the location of a neck tie. This is largely seen while drinking out of a plastic cup or mug. This is viewed as a waste of beer, or a badge of honor among different social circles.
My buddie was so happy to be at Miller Park that he chugged his beer, leaving a Milwaukee neck tie on his shirt.
by OC_Sandman October 5, 2009
mugGet the Milwaukee Neck Tiemug.

bow-tie black

a well-dressed or preppy black man who is not ashamed to wear bow-ties (and make it look good)
That guy was a total bow-tie black, he refused to drink anything but Grand Marnier all night.
by brown hybrid July 24, 2011
mugGet the bow-tie blackmug.

blow-lunch tie

A necktie in a gaudy paisley pattern, so-called because it looks like someone blew his lunch while wearing it.
A meeting with the boss? I'll just put on a blow-lunch tie and trot on over.
by Duckbutt January 25, 2006
mugGet the blow-lunch tiemug.

Cincinnati Bow Tie

latin: Cincinnatus cuvus

Commonly referred to as "reverse titty fucking," the derivation comes from the bow tie shape of the male's testicles as they rest flayed upon his partner's neck. The classic finish to the position is the "double breast" with pearl buttons.

From "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
I married him because I thought he was a gentlemen, but when he dazzled me with a beautiful Cincinnati Bow tie, I realized just how fabulous he really is.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
mugGet the Cincinnati Bow Tiemug.

tie off the dinosaur

Guy 1: "Hey dude! I was just about tie off the dinosaur, wanna join?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, lets not, thats how Bradley Nowell died!"
by LBCSublimeStyleez May 29, 2008
mugGet the tie off the dinosaurmug.

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