Meanie Mouse

Meanie Mouse refers to a person who is not only mean, but also looks like a mouse.

How rude, Meanie Mouse!

by chelxi May 31, 2021

Mouse Chocolate

The itty-bitty, ooey-gooey raisin-textured, smothered in milk chocolate, pellets that come out of the south end of a north-bound mouse.

Sam: "I can't wait to eat some yummy mouse chocolate in that old abandoned house!"

Frank: "Isn't that just poop?"

Sam: "Uh...no. Nope. Definitely not."

by orgasmic tomatoes April 5, 2015

pipe mouse

A new or used tampon.

This girl and I were about to get it on, but it was her time of the month. She decided to pull the pipe mouse and go at it.

by Blunt instrument May 20, 2017

ouch mouse

spiky hedgey boi

thats not a hedgehog its an ouch mouse

by fgtkjhkjkj.l April 13, 2021

daring mouse

When somebody sticks their fist inside a vagina and pulls it out to look around, thus being "daring"

Last night, I was trying to give the daring mouse, but my fist wouldn't fit.

by nyx August 24, 2012

Buchonka-mouse

Buchonka-mouse (noun) a word meaning a thick as hell mouse with a bucket and a mop, commonly found in the Midwest

Wow dude that buchonka-mouse is massive a real buchonka

by Buchonka-mouse February 1, 2022

Mouse Crack

Mouse Crack is the dust that emits from a natural crack in a kangaroo rat that has spent too long in a sewer. This is quality stuff which leads various species (including humans) to go to far extents to obtain this legendary item. Gimme sum of dat mouse crack. Heya boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii u kno wut i wan so giveitomeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go git ur own mouse crack, but this wons MIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U go git dis stuf from Moushek urself!

Jimmy Neutron wanted mouse crack so bad that he visited the kangaroo rat's sewer himself.

by ApricotFoxx September 1, 2019