Jonah

Sits on the couch naked for a living

Man 1- Hey do you see that kid on the couch naked?
Man 2- oh that’s Jonah

by what the fish 811867871 December 2, 2021

Uncle Jonah's Chargrill

When a Kid obsessed with fire is allowed to cook, it is reffered to as 'Uncle Jonah's Chargrill'

Most Commonly Used in NSW Australia

Guy: and thats how you burn sausages.
Guy2: welcome to Uncle Jonah's Chargrill!

by Pyro_In_Training December 11, 2012

Jonah Ganske

PRAISE ALLEN when it’s a tuesday between the hour 2 and 7 pm

hudson smolski steady praisin allen wllah jonah ganske

by jdjrhe March 25, 2022

Jonah

Smart,cool kid/boy/man has a best friend named Nicholas and plays football 🏈 and plays Roblox and fortnight loves to say Jo mama

Jonah: guess what nicholas
Nicholas: what
Jonah: yo mama

by Quandale Dingle and yo mamma November 21, 2023

Jonah

Jonah is fat and ugly. He likes someone called Luella and likes Big Macs. He likes to be called JONAHMYBONAH

Is that a Jonah.

SO big and fatt

by fatima kim jong un May 15, 2024

Jonah

A person that can’t pull any bitches. He is also incapable of touching grass. He spends all day dwelling in his room like a goblin.

Remember Jonah that guy was so annoying.

by Gigachadus June 15, 2022

jonah

only the best guys ever he is every thing u would ever want in a man

go fuck jonah or some shit

by jonah the king of the world February 6, 2025