Piece of shit. No one really likes him he's just always there and no one knows why and always a sarcastic piece of shit with no friends
by Verygrimcheddarcheese August 19, 2017
Get the Clark kelleymug. Clark is someone who is always there for you. He’s kind and he’s so much fun to be around.
Clark is rlly hot, like, so hot- and probably really good at giving head (idk though that’s just a guess. also he’s totally definitely NOT a bottom)
Clark is so fucking smart, he’s the type of person that would make a shit ton of money being a lawyer (maybe even s family lawyer who knows)
He’d have the cutest kid (Clark Jr.)
Clark is someone you can trust to always have your back.
If Clark ever kisses you, you can feel it in your whole body.
Clark is someone you wouldn’t be able to forget, and you can’t ever fully stop loving in some form, no matter what happens.
Anyone would be lucky to have Clark as their boyfriend.
Clark is rlly hot, like, so hot- and probably really good at giving head (idk though that’s just a guess. also he’s totally definitely NOT a bottom)
Clark is so fucking smart, he’s the type of person that would make a shit ton of money being a lawyer (maybe even s family lawyer who knows)
He’d have the cutest kid (Clark Jr.)
Clark is someone you can trust to always have your back.
If Clark ever kisses you, you can feel it in your whole body.
Clark is someone you wouldn’t be able to forget, and you can’t ever fully stop loving in some form, no matter what happens.
Anyone would be lucky to have Clark as their boyfriend.
Person 1: “Oh there’s clark cowen!”
Person 2: “How do you know that?? He’s not even facing us”
Person 1: “All i have to do is look at that fat jiggly ass and i know it’s him”
Person 2: “Damnnn i wish i was that caked up”
Person 2: “How do you know that?? He’s not even facing us”
Person 1: “All i have to do is look at that fat jiggly ass and i know it’s him”
Person 2: “Damnnn i wish i was that caked up”
by randomlyfindsmoneybabe August 16, 2023
Get the clark cowenmug. by Tonyhawkproskater7 April 10, 2019
Get the Mitchell Clarkmug. by Pilotweirdo January 8, 2020
Get the Clark(e)mug. This type of person is very small usually around 4ft, blond and likes to shovel matts down their throats if you do see this person approach with care or run away
by Captain Long Fingers April 22, 2017
Get the Megan Clarkmug. A Mid Sized Wrestler, who wrestles for the sole purpose of getting a oversized cock up his flubber butt. His Hair is always coasre because he scrubs the high levels of Jiz in his hair.Lastley he Lastley fantasizes of siving his size small penis up ther loose vagina.
Woman 1-Man his hair is course
Woman 2-Yea I Here It's From Jiz
Man 1- Yep Your're right that's my brother Cooper Clarke
Boy 1-Suck My Cock
Cooper-Ok But Then Shove it in my butt
Boy 1- Man You're such a Cooper Clarke
Woman 2-Yea I Here It's From Jiz
Man 1- Yep Your're right that's my brother Cooper Clarke
Boy 1-Suck My Cock
Cooper-Ok But Then Shove it in my butt
Boy 1- Man You're such a Cooper Clarke
by celbritynamer21134 April 13, 2010
Get the Cooper Clarkemug. The hottest man alive
Really respectful and genuinely takes the time to care for you. He doubts himself a lot but he is honestly the definition of perfection. I love u loads u silly goose 😘😘
Really respectful and genuinely takes the time to care for you. He doubts himself a lot but he is honestly the definition of perfection. I love u loads u silly goose 😘😘
by Fat cabbage June 4, 2021
Get the Tommy Clarkemug.