blah week

A “blah week” is an expression commonly used to describe the condition of one’s life. Someone who is having a “blah week” often shows signs of mild depression, hopelessness, and may have a void in their life. The condition is common to all humans and it is not seen outside the realm of human emotions. (i.e. not seen in the animal kingdom) It is theoretically possible that all humans will suffer from a “blah week” sometime in their lifetime. Individuals suffering from this condition should be presented with ample opportunities to make corrections to their current affairs. Remedies include; gift giving with the intent to cheer the patient up, talking with the individual to find the cause of the “blah week,” removing negative stimuli which reinforces the condition, and if all else fails, the individual can be left alone until a self-evaluation is completed and he or she takes corrective action on their own.

"How's it going Jennifer?" "Eh, its been a blah week."

by hopscotchbooger April 19, 2010

dick of the week

The unwitting gentleman who ends up in a relationship with a serial monogamist who changes boyfriends so often it's hard to keep up.

OMG! That girl's Facebook page says "in a relationship" for the 3rd time this month. I wonder if that guy knows he's just the dick of the week.

by Beefmaster Matrix February 14, 2015

gig'em week

Gig'Em week started in 2000 as the week before the Fall semester starts in Aggieland. Recently renamed to "Howdy Week" for no apparent reason, except to make it sound lame. Fear not, a name change will not make Gig'Em week any less than what it truly has been for the past 17 years, which is a giant week long party!!! Upperclassman of all ages look forward to Gig'Em week as a time to absolutely rage their faces off before real school work sets in. Who are we kidding though, the first week of school, "syllabus week" is also an appropriate time to commit such acts of putting school on the back burner for just a little longer! So get ready freshman you're in for a treat, also please refrain from using the term, "Howdy Week", it simply goes against tradition.

"Gig'Em week is in less than 5 days, I can't wait to get ignate."

"Last Gig'Em week I ended up in Foundies like every night, and I haven't been there since freshman year."

"WHOOP I am about to get tore up at Gig'Em week this year!"

by RedAssAg August 15, 2017

H week

indicate the period when you are horny

last week was my H week (i was horny all the last week)
i am on my H day (today i am horny)

by maurejuana May 16, 2021

Lobster Week

What you say right before you are about to cum.

On Jah, I’m about to cum. LOBSTER WEEK!

by Wiener Bob January 11, 2021

yacht week

A commonly cited goal in retail investing circles, implying a gathering of investors with long positions in a security at a celebration event with their newly purchased yachts, after a meteoric rise in that security's value.

Percy: "AMC to $100 by 2023. HODL."
Spencer: "See you at yacht week!"

by prophiles February 1, 2022

Satan's Week

When a female is on her period.

EX: Rachel told her boyfriend she couldn't have sex due to Satan's Week.

by RU$$IANMAFIA April 22, 2020