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winter wedgie

when someone gives you a wedgie and shoves snow in your underwear. also can be used with hanging wedgie
i was gave a winter wedgie one day when bending down to make a snowball. then they stripped me down to my underwear and hung me in a high tree. people came and laughed. until i fell down out of my underwear and ran naked home. luckily no one saw me.
by Anonymous14253 February 1, 2008
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Wedgie Rules

Rules:

1: A wedgie should be given if it asked for. Such as when a person's waistband shows.

2: If a person is wearing tighty whities, give it to him just for wearing them. They are unacceptable.

3: Melvins should be given to all tighty whitie wearers, then they should have to be pantsed, and atomic wedgied.

4: If the waistband comes off during a wedgie, the wedgied shall wear it on their head all day long.
Hey, Mac, your wearing Tighty Whities! That means, wait I have to check the wedgie rules, you get a melvin!
by Nyaruma April 8, 2007
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sweat wedgie

when you have so much sweat on or around your ass that is causes your boxers to go up your ass.
After I ran the mile, I was pulling on my ass because of a serious sweat wedgie
by katanagears October 29, 2009
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Tommy Wedgie

When a person is wearing "Tommy Hilfiger" underwear and another substance pulls upwards on their underwear and the underwear goes up its buttcheek,
Awwww Man ! Baileigh I think you got a Tommy Wedgie from Laura. I saw her pull on your underwear really hard !
by Therealestniggaalive23943 January 3, 2015
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Atomic Wedgie

An extension of a normal wedgie, an atomic wedgie is a wedgie that meets one of two criteria.

1. The victims underwear is yanked so hard that the waistband can be placed on the victim's head

2. The victim's underwear is yanked so hard that the waistband is completely ripped off of the underwear.
Giver: Alright, you've done it now, I'm gonna give you the worst atomic wedgie of your life.
Receiver: Come on dude I'm running out of unripped underwear.
Giver: Well looks like you're about to lose one more pair.
by Yeet those Feet July 20, 2019
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Japanese Wedgie

When someone grabs you by the undies, lifts you up and off the ground, twists them, then ties them into a knot all while being lifted off the ground by some strong ass SOB. The pain comes later.
Person one: *grabs person two by the underwear* *lifts person two up and off the ground* *ties person two's underwear*

Person two: *dies* IIIIIIIEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!!
Person one: *Lets go of person two's undies*
Person two: *walks back home while also feeling the horrid pain up their ass* I can't believe they gave me a Japanese Wedgie...
by It_Can_Not December 21, 2019
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Goat Wedgie

The movement of when you pick your wedgie and a goat falls out of it. 🐐
Uncle Jim just told me about his goat wedgie at the senior plunge last night
by KANYEWEST!!! June 11, 2019
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