dry turkey

A person who owes money to someone(usually for drugs) and takes too long to pay them back.

This dry turkey owes me so much money, I'm 'bout to whoop his ass.

Don't front him shit, he's a dry ass mutha fuckin' Turkey!

This dry turkey so dry he need some damn gravy!

by *Mando* August 25, 2006

Fat Turkey

A daring sexual manoeuvre where the female lies on the ground and the male proceeds to sit on her throat slowly choking her, after that he shall fart causing her to gasp for air like a fat turkey.

"man last night I gave her the fat turkey."

by Stinkybeef21 July 8, 2017

turkey flap

you know how old dudes have that flappy skin underneath their arms? It's kind of like that but between their balls and anus, sometimes hanging quite low (4"-8"). Some guys can even catch waves with it.

Also known as the perineal waddle, taintus gigantus or turkey taint. requisite equipment for any taintboarder

Jon rode Bob's turkey flap before dawn every day they were in Kauai.

by the dump March 21, 2009

Turkey Hand

1. A sexual manuever in which one partner places his/her finger in the other partner's anus, then draws an outline of his/her hand on the back or ass of their partner. Loosely based on the elementary school arts and crafts project of making a turkey by tracing ones hand.

Jill's apprecitation for Terry's bedroom artistry became all the more evident after he put the turkey hand on her ass.

by Hoppy Bumgardner June 20, 2010

turkey bomb

A redneck version of a Jager bomb or car bomb. Involves dropping a shot of Wild Turkey bourbon into Shiner Bock beer.

Judd: "After y'ins had all those turkey bombs last night, Cletus was so hogged up that he passed out in the holler with his face in a cow patty."
Ricky: "Well I'll be darned if that ain't the craziest thing I've heard in a dog's age! Slap your grandma!"

by Nicholas D March 17, 2009

Tom Turkey

A turkey of folklore depicted as leaving gifts for children on Thanksgiving.

Tom Turkey came to my house last night and left me a present.

by Tom Turkey21 November 18, 2014

Flying Turkey

A Flying Turkey is a sex act involving a women & 5 men in which the women has a penis in her mouth, ass, vagina, & one in each hand. While performing this act she looks like a Flying Turkey.

"Damn Chad, I just walked in on this bitch having sex with five guys, she looked like a majestic Flying Turkey!"

"Shane, round up three buddies, this bitch just told me we could perform a Flying Turkey on her tonight!"

by Backclack0 September 7, 2013