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Curtis

Goes well with a person called phoebe
Curtis and phoebe are so cute
by Sean o brian November 2, 2018
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Curtis

Humongous beast that looks like he could kill you, but actually is pretty nice. Curtis (also known as Chungus) can be annoying, time to time, sometimes, often, every day. Likes to cook, but it starts to make sense the moment you look at him. The distinct feature of most Curtis' is that they are all fat.Also another things, don't overfeed your pet Curtis, or he might explode into pieces.
Today Curtis made a horrible, overpriced dinner
by Blockbuster 69 November 22, 2021
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Curtis

Generally used towards short people who rival lord of the ring dwarves in height
He’s so short he must be named Curtis
by Bunbran August 4, 2023
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Curtis Ginger

A virgin and his alias is also known as Curtis Weasley. He will also never get a girlfriend and simps to Lana Rhoades.
Stop being a Curtis Ginger dude, be a cooler kid.
by MrPopoIsGod February 28, 2021
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Curtys

The superior to Curtis. Tends to be less of a self absorbed butthead. Other Curtis variations write their own definition and spam pages with fake 5 star reviews. What a bunch of fakers. Any one unfortunate enough to have obtained a Curtis in their lives should look into trading him in for a less tall blonde and annoying Curtys.
Oh. You meant Curtis is coming. Ugh. I thought you meant Curtys. Whatever I'll just stay home
by Not Lauryn December 26, 2019
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Curtis Bridge

A CP enthusiast and lover of fingering A minor. A person of this name can be described as a top tier gooner, and usually holds a rank within the top 10 globally in ranked jerkmate lobbies. This person also has a deep love for physics and the intricacies and intertwining theories behind indian flickermunting and other applications of cock and ball tomfoolery.
Look at that retard over there, he just spilt coffee on his book and then tore the entire thing in half. He's such a Curtis Bridge
by fj1607 January 31, 2025
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