A man named Curtis will take his foot and shove it up a man, or womans private area while reciting the ABC's with glee.
by roganfootjobcreator November 25, 2022
Get the Curtis Footjobmug. 
a dumb ass but nice person, always makes you laugh no matter what. A great best-friend but is rude to her best-friends. She loves amauri and is a r a t
McKayla Lee Curtis is a great best-friend
Person 1: your besties with mckayla
person 2: yes im so lucky
Person 1: your besties with mckayla
person 2: yes im so lucky
by illumiatea October 17, 2019
Get the McKayla Lee Curtismug. A god in Half-Life 2, he's sneaky as a ninja while escaping from combine but deadly as a uh..john curtis when combine make him mad or kill his dog.
by theultimaterandomnessepic September 12, 2019
Get the John Curtismug. Curtis Nelson is a highly important element of the comedy landscape. He is a big joke that thinks he'd know an artist if he was talking to one, because he talks to people who are funnier than him all the time. Anyone is funnier than Curtis Nelson. Curtis Nelson is an awkward burden to carry for anyone who tries.
Hey, go gather something to help me carry this Curtis Nelson, I cant hold on much longer.
Hey, can you gather up a bundle of sticks? Thank you, I know that is a real Curtis Nelson to carry.
Hey, I think theres an evil wizard or a troll over there. Gather up a bunch of Curtis Nelsons and we'll light them on fire, and if he lives, we know that wizard is an artist.
Hey, can you gather up a bundle of sticks? Thank you, I know that is a real Curtis Nelson to carry.
Hey, I think theres an evil wizard or a troll over there. Gather up a bunch of Curtis Nelsons and we'll light them on fire, and if he lives, we know that wizard is an artist.
by Light the Magician, on fire. January 25, 2023
Get the Curtis Nelsonmug. Omg he's curtis
by The coolest thing July 13, 2019
Get the Curtismug.