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Thanos Center

Just as Thanos's snap was technically a halfway point between "nobody dies" and "everybody dies", other ideas can be said to occupy the "Thanos Center" of policy options if they are in the middle in some technical way despite being radically extreme and appallingly unacceptable to the vast majority of people.
A national highway speed limit of 35 mph is the Thanos Center, not a realistic compromise!
by jdfree August 10, 2021
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Thanos ass

When your ass gets smacked so hard the bruises turn purple.
Sally: Why can't you sit down?

Me: my boyfriend Thanos assed me and the pain is unbearable
by ChadTheRadDad May 28, 2019
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Thanos Snapper

Thanos snapper is a hard purple dick of thanos of avengers
Thanos snapper slapped her across the face.
by Purple dick June 6, 2020
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Daddy Thanos

He is the hottest linguistic teacher you will ever have. He is a Daddy on his own right. Every time he walks in the class my heart starts raising, my palms start sweating and I wanna kiss him. He is the DILF I can't help but dream about. Please be nice to him bcs he is my favourite, even though I can't have him...
1:who is this hottie?

2: That's daddy Thanos and back off bitch he is mine.
by Daddy Thanos April 2, 2022
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Thanos Car

Big nibba riding on those hoes with that one-inch pinch
Thanos Car will rape your children and run over your nutsack.
You better not fuck with Thanos Car or you'll get snapped out of existence.
by Big_Nibba_69 May 28, 2019
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Thanos Fuck

when both partners choke eachother until their faces turn purple, and then proceed to have agressive anal sex
You tryna thanos fuck right here right now?
by katlynsto September 22, 2018
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thanos cum

When the character thabks from marvel cums.
Look at all this thanos cum”!
by HorniestManAlive666 July 22, 2021
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