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Thanos Center

Just as Thanos's snap was technically a halfway point between "nobody dies" and "everybody dies", other ideas can be said to occupy the "Thanos Center" of policy options if they are in the middle in some technical way despite being radically extreme and appallingly unacceptable to the vast majority of people.
A national highway speed limit of 35 mph is the Thanos Center, not a realistic compromise!
by jdfree August 10, 2021
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Thanos fist

A thanos fist is when you lick and put gushers on your knuckles like your hand is the infinity gauntlet then you proceed to fist your partner. Then, you’ll remove your fist and let the gusher ooz out the anus and eat the gushers out of the anus or on your knuckles. Finally, you get to lick the oozing candy from the anus
We got bored of regular sex so my partner and I thanos fisted and it turned into a sticky satisfying experience:)
by Montravago April 2, 2019
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The Thanos Principle

The act of halving any object, population, commodity, or even equation.
A: I applied the Thanos principle on a pizza yesterday!
B: Oh wow i heard you can also apply it to the grain stocks!
by ermahgeeeddd August 7, 2018
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Thanos Wheelchair

A type of wheelchair that can be used to wipe out half of the universe.
*Somebody uses thanos wheelchair*

"Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good."
by DarkDefinor November 5, 2018
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thanos cum

When the character thabks from marvel cums.
Look at all this thanos cum”!
by HorniestManAlive666 July 22, 2021
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Thanos the jackass

he is me when im high
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" Im crazy Thanos the jackass
by evan.floden May 15, 2019
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Daddy Thanos

He is the hottest linguistic teacher you will ever have. He is a Daddy on his own right. Every time he walks in the class my heart starts raising, my palms start sweating and I wanna kiss him. He is the DILF I can't help but dream about. Please be nice to him bcs he is my favourite, even though I can't have him...
1:who is this hottie?

2: That's daddy Thanos and back off bitch he is mine.
by Daddy Thanos April 2, 2022
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