Taylor Swifting

Taylor Swifting is when you pull down your pants and wipe you butt along the ground like an old dog.

Person: "Damn, your ass is red? Why?"
Person 2: "I've been Taylor Swifting, a lot."

by TiggiOreo June 29, 2019

Pulling a Taylor Swift

The act of not being able to get over an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend and obsessing on letting everyone know how bad they were in your relationship.

Dude#1-"Hey, what's wrong Chris?"
Dude #2-" Oh man bro.....I broke up with Jess and she telling everyone how much of a dick I was. She's pulling a Taylor Swift on me!!"
Dude#1-"Oh that sucks to be you dawg!"

by nvv March 15, 2013

taylor swift obsession

being so in love with the music industry

“i have a taylor swift obsession”

by ghrrrrrrrrr October 30, 2023

Taylor Swift Happy

You are so happy that your jumpy like taylor at the grammys!

Person: You seem happy!
You: Oh I'm Taylor Swift Happy.

by noahtheclown April 11, 2021

Taylor Swift Complex

A girl who thinks she's stuck in high school.
a more serious case involves women who write pathetic "my heart broke" songs with the same four chords.

Avoid these women at all costs.

Jeanie says she's still heartbroken after her boyfriend in 3rd grade dumped her. That fucking bitch has a serious case of taylor swift complex.

by Penisenvyahha February 21, 2011

Pulling a Taylor Swift

The act of innocently standing in shock with puppy-dog eyes when someone does something bad to you in front of a lot of people. This is to make everyone feel bad for you and take your side.

When that girl started yelling at me, I figured that pulling a taylor swift would be better than yelling at her so everyone would feel bad for me and take my side.

by broski10233 June 12, 2010

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is terrible. Everyone thinks she's amazing, but she is a FAKE. If you like Taylor Swift, you are WROOOONG. I'm just gonna shake her off and move on with my life.

Taylor Swift is only famous because every other artist in her time sucks.

by A skittle for you and you May 20, 2019