This dry turkey owes me so much money, I'm 'bout to whoop his ass.
Don't front him shit, he's a dry ass mutha fuckin' Turkey!
This dry turkey so dry he need some damn gravy!
Don't front him shit, he's a dry ass mutha fuckin' Turkey!
This dry turkey so dry he need some damn gravy!
by *Mando* August 25, 2006
1. A sexual manuever in which one partner places his/her finger in the other partner's anus, then draws an outline of his/her hand on the back or ass of their partner. Loosely based on the elementary school arts and crafts project of making a turkey by tracing ones hand.
Jill's apprecitation for Terry's bedroom artistry became all the more evident after he put the turkey hand on her ass.
by Hoppy Bumgardner June 19, 2010
you know how old dudes have that flappy skin underneath their arms? It's kind of like that but between their balls and anus, sometimes hanging quite low (4"-8"). Some guys can even catch waves with it.
Also known as the perineal waddle, taintus gigantus or turkey taint. requisite equipment for any taintboarder
Also known as the perineal waddle, taintus gigantus or turkey taint. requisite equipment for any taintboarder
by the dump November 01, 2008
A daring sexual manoeuvre where the female lies on the ground and the male proceeds to sit on her throat slowly choking her, after that he shall fart causing her to gasp for air like a fat turkey.
by Stinkybeef21 June 26, 2017
A redneck version of a Jager bomb or car bomb. Involves dropping a shot of Wild Turkey bourbon into Shiner Bock beer.
Judd: "After y'ins had all those turkey bombs last night, Cletus was so hogged up that he passed out in the holler with his face in a cow patty."
Ricky: "Well I'll be darned if that ain't the craziest thing I've heard in a dog's age! Slap your grandma!"
Ricky: "Well I'll be darned if that ain't the craziest thing I've heard in a dog's age! Slap your grandma!"
by Nicholas D March 17, 2009
The best thing to ever come out of Shaler Area. A mess of turkey, stuffing, and gravy served with mashed potatoes and every other Thanksgiving food you can imagine. We wait all year for the one (or two) times they serve this delicacy. It simply has to be experienced.
D: Hey, what's for lunch today?
S: Turkey Supreme I think..
D: Oh my fucking god. I'm skipping 4th period and waiting in line. Actually, I'm skipping 6th and 7th too so I can eat it three times.
This is the best day of my life.
S: Turkey Supreme I think..
D: Oh my fucking god. I'm skipping 4th period and waiting in line. Actually, I'm skipping 6th and 7th too so I can eat it three times.
This is the best day of my life.
by Shalerian March 20, 2009
by Tom Turkey21 November 19, 2014