daring mouse

When somebody sticks their fist inside a vagina and pulls it out to look around, thus being "daring"

Last night, I was trying to give the daring mouse, but my fist wouldn't fit.

by nyx August 25, 2012

ouch mouse

spiky hedgey boi

thats not a hedgehog its an ouch mouse

by fgtkjhkjkj.l April 13, 2021

mousey mouse

someone who is really annoying, like a mouse, and nobody likes.

Gosh Xanders being such a mousey mouse…

by TTQVT July 13, 2022

Wedding Mouse

A tampon that was thrown across the room in a fit of passion during one's wedding night only to be found a year (or more) later and mistaken for the decaying corpse of a mouse.

Uncle Smelly jumped at the sight of the wedding mouse in terror, only realizing it was their own.

by kaielforawhile March 25, 2021

mouse on a tramp

Spread your ballsack wide and then flop your cock up and down, like a mouse on a trampoline.

Aug dawg sat on a crusty couch in westsinster on a lonely Monday night, bouncing his mouse on a tramp.

by Aug dawg November 25, 2013

Mouse Crack

Mouse Crack is the dust that emits from a natural crack in a kangaroo rat that has spent too long in a sewer. This is quality stuff which leads various species (including humans) to go to far extents to obtain this legendary item. Gimme sum of dat mouse crack. Heya boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii u kno wut i wan so giveitomeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go git ur own mouse crack, but this wons MIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U go git dis stuf from Moushek urself!

Jimmy Neutron wanted mouse crack so bad that he visited the kangaroo rat's sewer himself.

by ApricotFoxx September 02, 2019

Meanie Mouse

Meanie Mouse refers to a person who is not only mean, but also looks like a mouse.

How rude, Meanie Mouse!

by chelxi June 01, 2021