Dick Switch

When a when a guy who’s usually a dick will change his personality entirely around attractive females.
Dick man*to his friends*: you’re such a bitch and you’re fat i hate you
Dick man*to an attractive woman*: I cant wait to go save sea turtles and did I mention I love your hair today?

this dick, just had a dick switch
by AM2000 April 11, 2018
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switching swings

The act of being attracted to the same sex after an unsatisfied sexual intercourse.
Bro 1: Fuck dude i think that girl fucked me over and i want dick now.

Bro 2: Yeah same dude, i think i might be switching swings too.
by Minecraft888 June 16, 2019
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pig switch

noun: a person who by all accounts is perceived to be genuinely good, but by one decision becomes a scumbag.

verb: an act of turning into a scumbag in a split second decision
Tiger Woods was considered a genuinely awesome guy by society, until he pig switched by railing a bunch of skanks and blamed it on his "sexual addiction."
by ayshwondinglefuss October 14, 2014
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switch on babes

getting a friends attention to mentally prepare themselves for a situation/ to make aware
Before we walked into the club I told Sara to switch on babes
by thecolombian February 19, 2018
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Tab-Switch

A Tab-Switch is using the alt-tab function on Chromebook in order to change the window. It is often used to hide games or things you shouldn't be on during school, work, or someplace like that.
"Oh no, the teacher's coming" thought Billy, "I better tab-switch to hide my game!
by MerfGaming December 21, 2016
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switch hitler

Klaus von Weinerstein is a shortstop as well as a switch hitler.
by Spookyscary February 01, 2016
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phantom switch

A switch in a house hold that does not turn anything on or off, or do anything else.
click, click, click
jonny:stop playing with that switch, you will break it.
bob: dont worry, its just a phantom switch, it doesnt do anything
by jamezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz January 29, 2006
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