When you drink like 4 red bulls and for some odd reason you feel a boner coming on.
Sebastian: Hails, you just drank 2 monsters!!!
Hails: Ik, man I have like the biggest soda boner right now!!!
Sebastian: Hails, you just drank 2 monsters!!!
Hails: Ik, man I have like the biggest soda boner right now!!!
Sebastian: Hails, you just drank 2 monsters!!!
Hails: Ik, man I have like the biggest soda boner right now!!!
Hails: Ik, man I have like the biggest soda boner right now!!!
by Alecthep May 16, 2014
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Get the Scidadle mug.A special drink sold at the Verizon Amphitheater in Charlotte NC that looks remarkably similar to coca-cola and sprite. The main difference after deep research is price... A coke can be purchased less than one mile away for a dollar bill and nineteen pennies. "Contour Soda" sells for the equivilent price of four US dollars. A team of soft drink experts closely inspected the beverages, and without a doubt, 'contour soda' is absolutley unique! There is a dark contour soda and a clear contour soda, available for purchase, but they are both advertised and sold as simply "contour soda" If you prefer that obscure drink known as coke, the dark contour soda will probablly make you happy, if you like that drink they call 'sprite', the clear contour soda will quench your thirst in short order! These specialty soft drinks taste extra good when using one to wash down a six dollar hot dog!!!
Consumers should not be fooled.... this soft drink is CLEARLY sold and priced as 'contour soda'
Consumers should not be fooled.... this soft drink is CLEARLY sold and priced as 'contour soda'
...dude, the concert was awesome, but a contour soda and a six dollar hot dog kept me from having enough money to buy a t-shirt.
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Get the Beverly Soda mug.When one partner, preferably male, opens a can of soda of their choice and pours it into the other partners anus and traps it. Then the partner jumps up and down and when fizzy enough, opens the plugged anus releasing the soda into the other ones mouth
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Get the Minnesota soda shaker mug.When someone cant open a soda and they ask you to do it, you open it really fast in one quick motion, hand it to them, then say "thats how you beast open a soda!"
by Evan AKA Soda Beaster April 17, 2008
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