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Child irrelevant romantic preference

Aka. C.I.R.P.; When an individual is romantically attracted to people regardless of whether or not they want and or have kids
Maxwell said he is interested in dating Carmen regardless of whether or not she has or wants kids. He has a child irrelevant romantic preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021
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A major social problem that arises when an individual sets their romantic expectations and standards too high for decent people, who the individual likes, to be able to achieve. Normally it is fine to have some standards, but when descent people are unable to fulfill those expectations because of the large number of them and or because the expectations require extremely large amounts money and resources, require the individual to be in perfect physical shape that most people are not able to achieve, and or require the individual to be skilled at doing things that most people don’t know how to do that well, then the individual's expectations may be set too high. This is highly unethical to do, because extremely high standards tend to be very unreasonable and can prevent decent people from being able to get into a romantic relationship due to factors far beyond control.
Annabeth: Why is Emma so upset?
Lauren: She was in a relationship with a Johnny, but he dumped her because she supposedly didn't fulfill his expectations. The thing was his expectations were very unreasonable to begin with. He expects his partner to have flat abs, not to talk to other boys at all, and spend most of her time with him.
Annabeth: He sounds very inconsiderate. I am sure she will find someone better than him who knows how to treat their partner with respect. It sounds like Emma is another victim of the High Romantic Standards Dilemma.
Lauren: Agreed.
by Vanguard 1998 March 3, 2021
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actually romantic

A sarcastic phrase used to describe when someone’s hate or obsession with you crosses into weirdly affectionate territory. Comes from Taylor Swift’s 2025 song “Actually Romantic” on The Life of a Showgirl, where she mocks a rival’s fixation on her by calling it “sweet” and “romantic.”

Basically means: You’re so obsessed it’s kind of flattering.
“She’s been subtweeting me for weeks. Honestly? It’s actually romantic.”
by tslover1989 October 17, 2025
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Romantic Potatoeing

When a couple dates and spends their time lounging at home together on a couch or in a bed (non-sexually). Activities that go with Romantic Potatoeing include: Watching Netflix/Hulu, eating snacks all day and not meals, cuddling with blankets/robes on, and possibly doing laundry.
Jane and I were romantic potatoeing all through the rainy day.
by StrawberryMilkWolf October 15, 2017
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romantic hour

The time of day where one typically has sexual intercouse or masturbates
"I'm going upstairs, it's near the romantic hour"
by Madboi6666 March 3, 2016
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Romantical

The word “fuck boys” use to manipulate girls into thinking they have a heart
I’m a sensitive and romantical kind of guy is his favorite pickup line.
by Fuckboy Chronicles October 15, 2021
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Romantic dates

If your born on may 1st means your in luck because being born from may 1st-June 5th is when you find your lucky mate. If your mate was born in that time and so were you, it’s a match made in heaven
My bae and I were born in in the romantic dates
by Lovely hoe January 5, 2020
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