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Roman Soldier

When someone is sleeping (more than likely from drinking a lot) and you put your penis over their nose to resemble the nose guard on a Greco-Roman Soldier’s helmet.
Jill got owned last night when he got the Roman Soldier by Jack last night!
by RobSisRex March 24, 2008
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roman solider

Resting Testicles on recievers eye sockets having the penis transcend over the nose.
My buddy passed out drunk, so I gave him a Roman Solider.
by Guy Virgoni January 28, 2005
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roman candel

Tje roman candel is the act of placing a candle wick in the tip of a penis, then covering the head with hot wax. Proceed to light for a dazzling candle. Not to be confused with the firework the Roman candle.
Tom surprised me last night with a Roman candel last night! It would have been romantic except he burned himself.
by Wasted88 July 24, 2016
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Roman rules

Noun: The codification that permits a contestant to puke and rally in an eating or drinking game.

First known use: King of the Hill s7e2 “The Fat and the Furious”
“He could take down Joey Chestnut if they played with Roman rules.”

“I finished a century club last night but I blew chunks at 81; Erik said it doesn’t count because I used Roman rules.”
by nirmod August 10, 2022
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Roman Execution

A Roman Execution is having someone put there head on something flat and smacking them in the head with one of the following: a heavy backpack, a flip flop or sandal, a shoe
my dude bell delphine just gave Owen Cunningham a Roman Execution
by M.R Yeet September 20, 2019
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roman shafticles

Receiving a roman helmet from a gentleman with shafticles. Shaft must start higher on the forehead than a standard roman helmet and testicles (mid-shaft) rest roughly over the eye sockets while the remainder of the shaft continues down the nose.
I met a strange man with testicles in a unique location, allowing him to drop a roman shafticles on my face.
by Dreadlox April 4, 2013
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