Rhino fucked

When something in life fucks you beyond the normal everyday stroke of bad luck like a parking ticket or stepping in a puddle; akin to an adult male rhinoceros penetrating you from behind, i.e. more than a serious bummer.

"Geoff was seriously rhino fucked when his wife found a group text thread full of boobs and bush and kicked him out of the house."

by Krrraj April 18, 2022

URBAN RHINO

When you project manager goes crazy and starts talking with a Scottish accent.

Greg went all "urban rhino" on us and was saying he was a vegan but you can see the animal blood dripping from his horn.

by ByanRouder March 1, 2018

pitching to the rhino

Trying to woo the large and/ or unattractive lady around last call at any given bar.

When I failed to land the hot blonde's number at 1:30 am last night at the bar, my wingman , suggested that I try pitching to the rhino.

by MrFauxBot February 26, 2017

Rhino Room

A piece of shit nightclub in Seattle's Capitol Hill (Seattle) neighborhood. The line is extremely long. The club itself is a crowded dudefest. The drinks are overpriced. Lastly, the tall lanky bouncer is what some would describe as a...how do I put this? Oh, yeah he is a cunt.

The cover is five dollars which is relatively cheap but as you can see you get what you pay for.

You only live around 80 years. Why would you spend your precious time on Earth at that shithole Rhino Room?

by CCPMan October 11, 2017

Rhino Huff

A females vagina which is bigger then a camel's toe yet smaller then an elephants foot.

Damn Mike !!!, you see megan's rhino huff last night. Thing was walking all over the place.

by I Sell You Pager bro !! September 17, 2011

rhino wrestler

Someone who prefers having sexual relations with larger sized women

Lebron was saying that he liked women with some extra meat on their bones. He described himself as a rhino wrestler in the bedroom.

by TNT Tommy Tomato May 8, 2023

Rhino Hunting

When one of your buddies gets black out drunk at a party and is so horny that he starts to grind with any girl he can find, which are usually women much heavier than himself.

Me: "Dude, that girl John is dancing with has to weigh at least fifty pounds more than he does."

Friend: "Yeah, he starts rhino hunting whenever he drinks too much."

by Janimal66 November 2, 2014