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Seg-Rash

the wounds, scratches, etc, you get after crashing on a Segway human transporter.
15 minutes after jumping on my friends Segway I crashed and ended up with a nice SEG-RASH on my shoulder.
by Bart 69 August 5, 2008
mugGet the Seg-Rashmug.

Tabular Rash

A tubular rash is the rash caused by having sexual intercourse with a table. Generally the deeper and harder the penetration, the more severe the rash. This is commonly found in frustrated middle aged men and teenage virgins. The rash is located on the male genitalia and will bleed and puss eventually becoming a sexually transmitted disease capable of having similar symptoms to genital warts.
Person 1: Why is that guy walking weird?

Person 2: Ahh, he's probably got a tabular rash
by tabular basher 7 July 11, 2014
mugGet the Tabular Rashmug.

rash out

verb to eat shit, crash, or wipe-out while biking, skiing, or boarding. often results in road rash or other painful injuries.
"holy shit bro, that dude just totally rashed out so hardcore."

"woah man, did you see me rash out?"
by gabgurl May 14, 2011
mugGet the rash outmug.

rubble rash

Usually associated with the working classes, and most prominant in the Northern towns of England. 'Rubble rash' is sympomatic with having been 'intimate' with one of the local fellows on rough ground such as a building site or any vacant lot whilst declothed down below and being ridden ones soft skin develops a rash having been shifted around on the hardcore, aggregate or gravel.

One may say it is a poor persons carpet burn.
Wayne took me up the 'Garry' last night at the building site in town, and you wouldn't believe the state of my 'Rubble Rash' this morning, I am raw as uncooked bacon down there
by furball69 October 19, 2010
mugGet the rubble rashmug.

rim rash

The condition of having scraped up wheel rims which is the indication of a shitty driver who can't judge where the curb is when parking their car.
Did you see the rim rash on Mark's new beamer? Jeeze that guy can't drive.
by Robesh May 15, 2014
mugGet the rim rashmug.

Rub Rash

When you have sexual intercourse and your too dry going in but keep going in anyways creating a rash on your dick.
Damn, look at that rash on Steve's dick, he must have rub rash.
by Boo The Guru October 2, 2016
mugGet the Rub Rashmug.

Rash Of Stalin

Yo dawg, dat bitch gave me dat rash of Stalin.
by Untio April 1, 2009
mugGet the Rash Of Stalinmug.

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