Paddy Time

The time in which someone decides whenever the fuck they want to turn up to something, even if it had a predetermined time agreed.

"Where is he? We were due to start 30 minutes ago"

"Dunno mate, think he's running on Paddy Time"

by bespectacled_wanker March 1, 2021

Paddy Harp

A nice man.

Paddy Harp is a sound nice man.

by Debskelly1985 August 10, 2023

Paddy Wagon Points

A scoring system for how attractive one's physique is.

Damn that paddy wagon is fine as hell, I rate it 8 paddy wagon points

by Paddy Wagon Don't Play December 28, 2021

Paddie

A paddie is a mix between a baddie. a weirdo. a funny person, and a clumsy person

Person:“your such a paddie!“

by Paddiefounder#1 January 15, 2022

Paddy Bonner

A small Irish shemale with a large anus gap from being rammed by a horse pee pee from his Belmont brethren in the back of the Belmont Bus Boys lair.

Paddy Bonner was with his Brethren in the back of the school bus

by ThatOneGuyWhoMadeTomClarke July 16, 2018

Paddy

A kid who has a really small penis but says he has a 7 inch cock. He also has a really big ego and thinks he’s gods favorite gift

Look there paddy

Eh he’s nasty and has a tiny cock

by Thebigthotiana October 12, 2019

paddy spec

A medium or large (by European standards) saloon (that's a sedan, for you West Pondians) car with the absolute base level of equipment and trim. Purchased because having a crap larger car is supposedly better than having a well equipped but slightly smaller car. During the 1980s and 1990s major car brands actually produced special de-contented models for the Irish market, due to the very high taxes on cars and the poverty of the country at the time, but Paddy Spec is a 21st century phenomenon by people who should know, and can afford, better. The epitome of Paddy Spec is a base model Toyota Avensis diesel owned by a farmer.

"That Avensis is a piece of shite, it's a Paddy spec"

by paddyspec August 30, 2025