Adolf Hitler strived to kill all Jews; he failed. One remained. His name was Tom Kirk. This nigga had no penis and so he became gay. His quest in life is to annoy niggas in his journey to find some balls. Tom Kirk's parents got in an epic battle with Hitler's general Tomas Schumacher, but came off second best; they ended up getting cooked in a gas chamber. Hitler rapes Tom to this day. He uses his massive, bulging meat sword to raid the space between Tom's feminine ass-cheeks, and split his rectum, resulting in a bloody waterfall.
by CockSlurper69 June 03, 2019
by Charius38 May 06, 2024
kirke is a female name, often given to extraordinary kind females. The name got its roots in greek mythology, referred as the daughter of the sun god helios, which relates often to the bright and shiny personalities and also to the power and strength of a her. In the long term, kirkes are useful to those who are able to tame and estimate her powers.
by whatevermän December 03, 2017
The most perfect girl in the world. She is loving and has a big heart. Her smile lights up the entire room. She is so very beautiful.
by bassugoat October 12, 2022
When megan kirk smokes a vape into a creepy man called jaydens anus and refills the vape with jaydens seamen and smokes it.
by NIGGAfromCHINA April 20, 2022
by Charius38 May 18, 2024
To Bhutanese shrimple kirk is to commit the act of watching Star Trek while inserting one’s phallus into a seafood platter. Primarily done in Bhutan this act gained its signature name Bhutanese shrimple kirk
Verb: bhutanese shrimple kirking
Verb: bhutanese shrimple kirking
by Milk8766 January 14, 2025