Miguel, cool guy
by ,.efhgqtwcagshvjbxnihubegwvyf, January 04, 2022
Miguel is a kind of cunt that you only encounter once in your life. A kind of walking disaster that'll set everything you hold dear on fire. Should you make contact with a Miguel please for the love of god call the police.
"I'm having a bad day." - "Oh no did you come across a Miguel."
"Stop being the Miguel in my life."
"If you Miguel this up then I am out."
"Stop being the Miguel in my life."
"If you Miguel this up then I am out."
by CheetosEater665 November 27, 2024
A sneaky little thieving goblin boy who is like 4 feet tall and runs around stealing water bottles and phones while molesting all his friends.
Guy 1 to Guy 2: "Yeah, so I was just about to say that- HEY! MIGUEL.! FUCK AWAY FROM MY WATER BOTTLE!!"
by AtlasMcDevit November 24, 2022
One of the gayest Mexicans you’ll probably meet once in your life. He literally needs a cock to live each day. Be careful when you’re around them because if they see your back they’ll give you the instant back stroke. He is not a bad guy though, but may have some trouble communicating because all he wants from you is that cock.
Omg look, it’s Miguel over there. Make sure he doesn’t see us or else he will start raping us like a stupid monkey.
by Slaughterwww July 08, 2022
Miguel is a green flag amazing man you'll ever meet. He will treat you right even though they sound like a total jerk he is the greenest person you'll ever meet. He will treat you right, buy you your favorite foods, a sweet talker even though he is a shy person. He is incredibly handsome and is good with playing guitar.
I fucking love Miguel.
I fucking love Miguel.
Miguel is my love.
by beabadoobaeeee July 03, 2023
by Among us Gamer October 02, 2022