Michael

Michael is a guy that is strong with the nic (nicotine). He likes vaping juices that have 99% nicotine in them. Michael is that guy that doesn't follow the dibs rule and does not care about shotgun. He also fires cannon ball O's when vapes or smokes.

Togrul: Dibs first toke when it comes!
Michael: No I don't care about your dibs I got first *takes toke*

by Hardcigger010101 February 3, 2020

Michael

He likes wet farts.

It sounds like you had Michael.

by supersmarts October 8, 2020

Michael

He can be really annoying sometimes, but he is sweet and kind. Most of the time he dosent answer to who he loves.

that must be michael he’s an asshole

by quotes_101 October 30, 2019

Michael

A Nigga be like cute and hot

Woah that michael is really black

by M0wpguef9 November 2, 2019

Michael

He is the best. You can always talk to him when you need to and he will understand it. He will hide his feelings because he thinks you don't feel the same way. He's flirty and cocky. He is the definition of perfect and you will love him. He is worried about you and you only. He plays basketball and is 5'10 or taller usually. He works with you in class and is always wearing a hoodie that brings out the best in him. He tries his best but if he lets you down he makes up for it. If you got your self a Michael don't let go of him. He is attractive but will deny it. 😍❤😘

me: michael} is perfect
BSF: I know he is
me: he has all the right traits
BSF: and all the right flaws

by s i e r r a November 4, 2019

Michael

Very extroverted and can speak to everyone, but has a little trouble listening. Least athletic guy you will ever meet, but will know every fact about every athlete in the NBA. Might have a hidden gambling problem, but only because he's good at it. Somewhat smart but doesn't always show it. Loves animated comedy, especially shows like Family Guy and South park. Is always coming up with lofty business ideas and constantly pitching them to friends and family. Every Michael has a hot sister and has implied at one point that he agrees. But at the end of the day he’s always there to back you up.

“Who’s that girl over there? she’s hot” said Brad
“That’s Michael sister” Chad

by Rickss May 5, 2021

Michael

Has a big ass dick:)

Girl 1: oh look it’s michael!
Me: nice dick:)

by Idk what to say:/ May 17, 2021