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100 Meter Dash

A euphemism used to describe the obnoxiously fast way that a friend higher than Al Pacino on stimulants (usually amphetamine or methamphetamine) is walking ahead of you; legs fast arms slow, only a walk by definition, and at this point you have to mildly jog to keep up.

Lit. "SPIN THE BUB DUDEEEE!!!!!!!
*Tweaker friend meets up, obviously tweaking, while you proceed to keep up to him from slots to blackjack *

You: "Broman you been doin the 100 meter dash? Cause you still doin it just fyi."

*both laugh*
by 420Valkry May 17, 2018
mugGet the 100 Meter Dashmug.

Meter Maid

A fucking cunt who thinks they are doing their city a service, when really they are a bunch of cunty little faggots (in Spirit of Louis Ck) who do nothing but hurt the pockets of tax payers for no reason.... predatory policing
Fucking cunt get a real job, fucking meter maid
by fghdfgfgfgfgfg April 18, 2023
mugGet the Meter Maidmug.

fat ho meter

Alternate name for a submarine’s fathometer, the device that tells how far down the bottom of the ocean is.
I was doing OK, but when the quartermaster called out a red sounding after checking the fat ho meter, I myself had a brown sounding.
by ex-MM2(SS) February 10, 2021
mugGet the fat ho metermug.

Stink-meter

Noun - when a person doesn’t take more than 2 baths annually
Take a bath aj you stink-meter!”
by TMMike February 6, 2022
mugGet the Stink-metermug.

health meter

A brand that makes scales
I bought a health meter branded scale and it said I weighed 400 pounds.
by mymothersmysister May 27, 2018
mugGet the health metermug.

meter a quadrada

dar um susto no fanfarrão, no curioso
"Rapaz, estou para meter a quadrada neste mameluco"
by mortengaut January 18, 2024
mugGet the meter a quadradamug.

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