fuck-o-meter

a meter to measure iffu give a fuck or not.

“idgaf. the fuck-o-meter says so”

by and they were room mates. April 21, 2020

Me-O-Meter

A tool that a leader uses to gauge themselves on how many times they use self centric words such as: "I," "Me," or "My." The leader can use Me-O-Meter to determine when they should use more team focused words such as: "We," "Our," and "Us."

Employee: "You're a terrible leader. Using my Me-O-Meter, I noticed that you always use words like " I," and "me." You never mentioned of us busting our asses doing the real work. We are the ones who got you your promotion sir."
Boss: "WTF is a Me-O-Meter?"
Employee: "Fuck you."

by McHesp August 1, 2020

Dig Meter

A woman who moans progressively louder as you dig in her (degree of penetration). Measured in Digs (d^S-).

Wow she was loud she was really Dig Meter.

by Beesey Churger December 30, 2024

unit meter

meter. (British: unit metre)

"Two unit meters can be enough."

by hydorus shui October 1, 2023

Ain’t scared meter

An imaginary inverse meter that measures how scared you are on a level from 0-100. 0 being ain’t scared at all and 100 being as scared as you can possibly be.

Caleb: what was your ain’t scared meter at when you passed the cop doing 20mph over the speed limit?

Derek: My ain’t scared meter never gets over 1. My ain’t scared meter was at 0.

by WiebeWonder June 28, 2022

meter a quadrada

dar um susto no fanfarrão, no curioso

"Rapaz, estou para meter a quadrada neste mameluco"

by mortengaut January 18, 2024

social meter

When shriya gets tired of interacting with others or being social her social meter gets down

Like my social meter is down

by Idkwhatsit December 3, 2021