max

a boy who is depressed and is glaring at me currently

hi max

by reeeeeeeeed October 11, 2020

Max

Max is a boy/man with a huge willy. That has gotten with 12 girls before the age of 15. loves a bong on the occasion. He is a great bloke that everyone loves to hang out with.

Tom:Where’s max?
Jack:I don’t know aye tell him to come cause he’s a great bloke
Frank:I’ll shout him a cone

by Tommyslaughter666 October 16, 2019

Max

Max is a crazy bitch, intimidating at times but also a big softy that will murder for his friends, some say a demon with a gold heart, also known to be horny and have a humongous Wang a sexual deviant, in other words you never know what's going on in the mind of a max so be careful but also gentle cuase he has feelings to.

"Look its max!, oh SHIT he bit me again!"

by Kiribaby October 16, 2019

Max

Someone who keeps knocking ur drinks over

Person 1: Max u knocked my drink over again
Person 2: uhh wtf Max

by 0liveee November 3, 2019

Max

That one guy that gets played by some girl called Daniella twice.

Achilles: bro Max aren’t you with Daniella again?

Max: no bro she Left me for Emiliano

by thatgayoompaloompa November 3, 2019

Max

A kid who hit puberty in 3rd grade

Max is really manly

by CarrotConductor3 November 9, 2020

Max

Max is an amazing, caring, handsome and completely loveable boyfriend and person. He is selfless, cute, and extremely adorable. He likes to act tough around his friends and family, but behind closed doors he is a big baby. You will love him with all your heart and not regret one thing while you're with him. He's so sweet and considerate, he gives great hugs and most likely has an amazing, pretty big penis. My Max has brown, coarse, curly hair and is a genuine human. He has a great lips, beautiful green eyes, and a strong body. He will help you through anything, take care of you, give you a bunch of love, and wipe your tears when you cry. He's a great family man, boyfriend and best friend. Hold onto him, he's perfect. He knows how to fuck and he's an amazing kisser. He's awkward and worried at first because of his past relationships but will eventually learn to love again and worship the ground you walk on.

"Did you know she's dating Max?"
"No, really? Wow, what a lucky girl."

by am baby November 10, 2020