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Max

A dudes who likes a girl who always starts with the letter “D” and he likes to masturbate everyday and he enjoys to make jokes and bully people but deep down he’s really nice with a big cock
Wow you see Max? He probably has a big cock...
by Whatifididnotaskbuddy August 2, 2020
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Max

Max is a one in a kind, he can be a bum but if anything he is most like a todd, although Todd wears k-mart jeans today he is a homo, max has anger issues with his Snapchat and whenever a JESS sends a HEE HEE and a picture of a Michael Jackson he blocks you, so go on and T-pose to him with a Michael Jackson picture glued to your head.
Max is awesome, unlike Sam (thanos) he is EPIC
by ToddWoreKMartJeansToday July 19, 2019
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Max

Max is an amazing, caring, handsome and completely loveable boyfriend and person. He is selfless, cute, and extremely adorable. He likes to act tough around his friends and family, but behind closed doors he is a big baby. You will love him with all your heart and not regret one thing while you're with him. He's so sweet and considerate, he gives great hugs and most likely has an amazing, pretty big penis. My Max has brown, coarse, curly hair and is a genuine human. He has a great lips, beautiful green eyes, and a strong body. He will help you through anything, take care of you, give you a bunch of love, and wipe your tears when you cry. He's a great family man, boyfriend and best friend. Hold onto him, he's perfect. He knows how to fuck and he's an amazing kisser. He's awkward and worried at first because of his past relationships but will eventually learn to love again and worship the ground you walk on.
"Did you know she's dating Max?"
"No, really? Wow, what a lucky girl."
by am baby November 10, 2020
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max

max is a 90 year old girl
and she DOESNT think skirts are gay,
and besides max is really swaggy
and awesome and cool and disco party-😃🔴🍥😝
and max is a goldfish cracker lover
max: o m g *EATS A WHOLE GOLD-FISH-CRACKER BOX
by smartsmurf400 November 7, 2020
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Max

Max is truly a amazing person, if you ever get to meet a max be very thankful and do not loose they may lie to you at sometimes but that is only so they wont hurt your feelings. Max is usually the name of a man that every girl has a crush on. They will have a great smile and something about them will make you smile and feel so great inside. Either their smile, laugh, smell, or just how they treat you. Never treat a max badly, you can never stay mad at a Max for a long time. They will be insecure at some times, but you have to bring them up. They will be Awkward at some times but that just means they like you.
Person 1- "Max is so amazing"
Person 2- "I know you should go talk to him"
by ugly yet October 7, 2019
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Max

Damn did he just recive backwardy

THATS A MAX
by Manly mna February 4, 2022
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Max

Is a loving and kind guy, loves soccer and a bit nerdy. he is very very VERY coo coo when playing soccer games with mates on the oval. He will love you with all his heart and will never cheat. He never shows/acts how much he loves you but just remember he does.
oh have you heard max go into the soccer team
by ABBEY_BOREDOM2020 November 8, 2020
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