Max

Max is a boy/man with a huge willy. That has gotten with 12 girls before the age of 15. loves a bong on the occasion. He is a great bloke that everyone loves to hang out with.

Tom:Where’s max?
Jack:I don’t know aye tell him to come cause he’s a great bloke
Frank:I’ll shout him a cone

by Tommyslaughter666 October 16, 2019

Max

Nigga Whoes Breath For Sure Smells

Max smells like shit today

by clashofclansgamer3 April 16, 2020

Max

Max is that skinny weird but hot guy that all the girls had a crush on in some way

Person no.1: Wow max is so skinny he’s like a twig!
Person no.2: yeah I know but he is kinda hot...

by Idkuchosebitch October 3, 2020

Max

An ADHD kid who plays the piano like a fucking beast. Cant stay focused on it too much though because hes always thinking about cars and time travel. He's better at jazz piano than most adults you've heard in your life and also enjoys taking hikes. He is one of the best friends you could find and if you find a Max, you'd better keep him. He enjoys video games and listening to music. You'd better not start talking about cars when you're with him though because he will bite your head off if you try to tell him that your favorite car is anything but the Tesla Model D. He likes drawing and can sometimes be found with others talking about his art. He is one of the best friends you could ever get and he is more than happy to go the extra mile to be a good friend.

Jee, Max can really keep a good tempo. Yeah there like pre-programed to be good at that. Apparantly, he's also an amazing friend. Really OMG!

by PleasantPineBoy August 3, 2020

Max

You say a cat is a Max, when he is extremely cute

“OMG, Jacob,” “ Yeah what?” “ Your cat is being a Max, look how cute he looks”

by ToldYouMan April 1, 2019

Max

Max is the most sweetest, cutest and handsomest boyfriend you could ever have. The best boyfriend in the entire universe, in my opinion. His smile will brighten up your day in an instant if it’s all grey. He gives the best hugs and will always have your back.
If you ever have a Max in your life, don’t ever, and I mean EVER let him go.

“Hey, is that your boyfriend? What’s his name?”
“His name is Max!”
“Well, if it were me, you should cherish the moments you have with him.”

by SachiNatto26 September 25, 2019

Max

Max is someone who doesn't know what they have and fucks it up.

Max is always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.

Max is a Loser...

Also know as Dumb Fuck, Idiot, Fool, Dumb Ass, Dick Head, etc.

by Hottest man aka humberto January 2, 2020