Marked

When one is contacted via telephone and asked to "pop round to the office". When one does so, the conversation promptly goes off topic and results in an extended stay in the "office" reducing work productivity by at least 90%

Colleague 1: "Did you get lost?"
Colleague 2: "No... Worse... I Got Marked"
Colleague 1: "Oh no... What now?"

by On The Juice March 12, 2020

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He can be a bitch at most times but is a straight up dick

Hey look it’s a mark

by Funnnyguy56 August 24, 2019

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Mark is an interesting character... I can't quite get my finger around why his so retarded, he kinda reminds me of a dog. He reminds me of my baby because sometimes his cute and sometimes I want to throw him against the wall. He's also extremely uncoordinated. Besides the fact that he's very gentle at heart and cries every time he watches the lion king he's probably one of the most amazing people you will ever meet Mark is sweet and honest and he will be there for you no matter what, he's extremely loveable and has a very big penis plus a nice booty. Mark gets sensitive when you go near his booty or when you touch his nipples.

Omg who's that

That's my boyfriend Mark

Omg Mark is so amazing

I know he's the best

by High jacked monkey April 2, 2019

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Mark is a super swexie guy with the shiniest palest white bald head you will ever fortunately lay ur eyes on. His business inspires generations.

"Mark!"
"Wow what a mark!"

by <3mark March 31, 2019

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The hot guy in your class who no one has a crush on but you and he will always make jokes he’s a bad kid

Dammmm look at that dude he’s totally a mark

by Urmom5616 April 30, 2019

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A pubesont boy who takes the form of a flaccid gnome.
Brain capacity : zero
Bravery : 3
Sexual tendonscies cause by over masterbation and OD of anabolic steroids : 10

John is acting pretty Mark like today.

by DaddyCream420 May 20, 2021

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