manjita

Single or available male, opposite of fanjita

The club was full of majita and fanjita

by Patrick Bateman June 3, 2003

Manitize

When a swinging single bachelor quickly straightens the "pad" before a hot date creating the illusion of cleanliness.

When she called and said she was on her way, I quickly manitized the apartment.

by Ro London October 17, 2008

Manit

A spazz that no one likes

Ugh he’s such a Manit

by Someone a bit special 😂 September 29, 2018

manlette

An omlette made from a man's semen.

A: Derek had lost the bet so he ate a manlette as a punishment
B: That's crazy

by 4thwaterfromjelly June 13, 2009

Manitalia

Any form or forms of male genitalia i.e. penis and testicles.

Stacey - "Steve, I'm all hot and bothered... what are you gonna do about it?"

Steve - "Probably whip out my sweet, sweet manitalia..."

by TheManDanIsCool May 24, 2005

frandito mandito

a wierd mexican chant that came off the top of someone's head. I dunno what it means, YOU dunno what it means, and the creator sure as hell doesn't know what it means.

"Aye aye aye....I am the frandito manditoooo!!!!"

by Colin Farrell's Lover February 14, 2004

manitard

the words maniac and retard fused together. used to describe someone who drives like a maniac/retard in hazardous conditions and thinks that all wheel drive makes them invincible.

This person passing me is such a manitard, you can't even see the road.

by Blankfacehand March 7, 2011