An inanimate object that attracts men to it.
Carl: We're going over Steve's house because he has a 60 inch plasma TV. That thing is such a man magnet.
Jeff: I hate standing around the keg. Too much of a man magnet.
Jeff: I hate standing around the keg. Too much of a man magnet.
by VI Crunk Man January 3, 2009
Get the Man Magnetmug. (kow-che mag-net) n. Normally a male humanoid whose ass attracts nearby couches. Both the couch and ass will form a near unbreakable bond only separated by getting beers from the fridge, using the restroom, or women. The attraction from ass to couch may vary depending on nearby televisions or video game systems.
guy1: "where are you going?"
guy2: "dude, dont look now but there is a fine leather couch in front of a huge flat screen at 10 o'clock"
guy1 & guy2: "wwaaaaaooohhhhhh"
guy1: "this is a real comfy couch"
guy2: "I know right? its good to be a couch magnet"
guy2: "dude, dont look now but there is a fine leather couch in front of a huge flat screen at 10 o'clock"
guy1 & guy2: "wwaaaaaooohhhhhh"
guy1: "this is a real comfy couch"
guy2: "I know right? its good to be a couch magnet"
by glassfungus February 5, 2010
Get the couch magnetmug. A rather portly gentleman who appears to have the uncanny ability to magnetically attract all the pies in the immediate vicinity for his personal consumption.
“Look at the size of him! He’s a proper pie magnet”.
“Yes... I agree. He is indeed most rotund”
“What?”
“Yes... I agree. He is indeed most rotund”
“What?”
by jspam February 16, 2020
Get the Pie Magnetmug. Person 1: "Bro see that hot ass over there?
Person 2: "Ewww no dude that girl is like 8 months past her pregnancy."
Person 1: "Shit you're right dude... I might be a mother magnet."
Person 2: "Ewww no dude that girl is like 8 months past her pregnancy."
Person 1: "Shit you're right dude... I might be a mother magnet."
by Blano April 1, 2017
Get the Mother Magnetmug. a fake asshole.
someone who trys to get things easily and fucks "friends" over
stealing bastard
can't speak proper english
40 year old virgins who live in daddys basement
someone who trys to get things easily and fucks "friends" over
stealing bastard
can't speak proper english
40 year old virgins who live in daddys basement
by theMAN55_ September 20, 2010
Get the plastic magnetmug. 'Bro, did you hear about Matt Cesnik? He just got asked out by another Mormon'
'Yeah man, he's such a Mormon Magnet."
'Yeah man, he's such a Mormon Magnet."
by Thomas Golding September 14, 2012
Get the Mormon Magnetmug. noun
INFORMAL
1. Affectionate slang for someone who needs constant nagging, typically a teenager, or an adult who refuses to grow up.
2. A kick-ass garage rock band from Wanaka, New Zealand, with balls bigger than King Kong’s.
INFORMAL
1. Affectionate slang for someone who needs constant nagging, typically a teenager, or an adult who refuses to grow up.
2. A kick-ass garage rock band from Wanaka, New Zealand, with balls bigger than King Kong’s.
1. "I love you dude, but oh my god, you are such a nag magnet"
2. "Holy shit, did you see the Nag Magnet show last night? They were totally epic!"
2. "Holy shit, did you see the Nag Magnet show last night? They were totally epic!"
by Ol' Ticklefingers August 30, 2021
Get the Nag Magnetmug.