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blood engorged mayonnaise canon

Man that guys is a real blood engorged mayonnaise canon
by The definitionaster July 3, 2017
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The act of supplying McDonald's with the white sauce from your armpits. Classic symptoms are excessively wearing white T-shirts and people avoiding you when you lift your armpits. Also Mayonnaise Perspiring Syndrome or MPD/MPS.
Dude 1: That guy in front of us has Mayonnaise Perspiring Disease !

Dude 2: How do you know?

Dude 1: He's wearing a white T-shirt everyday.
by PikachuKnowsSurf January 1, 2010
mugGet the Mayonnaise Perspiring Diseasemug.

the mayonnaise on two quarter pounders

a nice piece of ass you cant stop cumming with night after night
yo fellaz, remember the bitch from last night, I pulled the mayonnaise on those two quarter pounders
by Fat Choke May 22, 2003
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Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex
Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!
by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 11, 2018
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Mayonnaise breeding

When you and a friend (preferably named Cale) get a huge barrel of mayonnaise and submerge yourselves in it together, you then lock toes and stick one man’s genitalia down the other and breed. Once one has finished the other genitalia goes down the first one. You go until there is blood, once there is blood you leave the barrel and lick the mayo off of each other.
Mike oxlong: what are you and Cale doing later?
Me: were mayonnaise breeding
by RabidTurkey June 17, 2022
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Dip the carrot in the mayonnaise

An alternative way to discreetly refer to sex. In close resemblance with phrases such as "bury the bone".
Man- "Hey there baby, how about you come on over to my house and we can dip the carrot in the mayonnaise".
Woman- Nigga what
by EricShun808 March 16, 2021
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member mayonnaise

I was so horny as soon as she touched it I was releasing my member mayonnaise.
by SoulPusher March 25, 2019
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