Kirking

(Verb): the act of throwing up at your friends birthday party and babycrawling to the toilet. Also eating fucking bread!

Dude, Kirkland was Kirking hard last night.

Thomas: Is he still alive?

by KATthecrew June 15, 2018

get kirked

Getting fucked up at a musical theatre prom. And that’s getting fucked up in any way you can imagine.

Me: Goddamn, we’ll get kirked tonight, man
Adam: Hell yeah we will

by BlockBoi67 May 28, 2018

Kirked

a wildly irrational reaction or spell of behavior; to freak-out

Guy: Dude my girlfriend 'kirked'/'kirked-out' when I told her my ex was at that party last night.

by H_fit May 29, 2018

Dimesha Kirk

an absolute tank who steals from walmart and gets arrested.

dimesha kirkkkk

by gfawegfafvasreg May 17, 2019

Tom Kirk

Adolf Hitler strived to kill all Jews; he failed. One remained. His name was Tom Kirk. This nigga had no penis and so he became gay. His quest in life is to annoy niggas in his journey to find some balls. Tom Kirk's parents got in an epic battle with Hitler's general Tomas Schumacher, but came off second best; they ended up getting cooked in a gas chamber. Hitler rapes Tom to this day. He uses his massive, bulging meat sword to raid the space between Tom's feminine ass-cheeks, and split his rectum, resulting in a bloody waterfall.

Nigga 1: Ah shit, Tom Kirk's here
Nigga 2: Don't worry, Die Fuhrer will be here soon.

by CockSlurper69 June 3, 2019

Kirke Svigter

Lukas04power

Tror du Lukas kommer? Nej, han er en fucking kirke svigter.

by Hoeghz October 16, 2017

kirk stevens

Used as a sydo name by fools who are often deluded, not to be confused with the real Mr Kirk Stevens who is an innocent victim of these impersonaters & an amazing, talented, all round great guy.

These impersonaters are sexual deviants with a liking for toe jobs but often taking whatever they can get, they should be observed from safe distances

Be careful he's a kirk stevens

by Hank Johnson October 18, 2017