Take a Kirby

To take a shit before a major event.

Patrick proceeded to take a Kirby before his date.

by Kirby.PinkPuff July 26, 2022

Max Kirby

a sexy man, 6 feet tall and black

jon: i jerk off to max kirby

by ijerkofftomax August 6, 2022

Kirby

A kirby is a person with mood swings, but can be handled. If a kirby comes along, your life will be fulfilled. Kirby likes hugs and kisses, so you will know what to do»

«Is that a Kirby?»
«i love kirbys!»

by 123lightbulb May 26, 2019

kirby prank

When you set up a home vacuum demo at someone else's address. They get a knock on the door and a persistent vacuum salesman cleans and shampoos their carpet. This demo usually takes several hours resulting in a pounding headache and angry neighbors. Bonus points if they cave and buy the vacuum!

My friend was telling me that his favorite hockey team was playing tonight. So I Kirby prank'd him. He missed the game and financed a vacuum. Sucker.

by MangoBomber August 4, 2016

Kirby main

someone who constantly plays smash and has no life outside of smash and smash tournaments

This guy has no life he’s a kirby main

by DrDudeinshmirtz April 28, 2023

Kirby

An interdimensional god able to snap planets in half and assimilate anything or anyone within the pink puffball body he is given. Very easy to draw.

First you draw a circle, then you dot the eyes, add a great big smile, and presto! You got Kirby!

by A fellow degenerate September 5, 2022

Colorado Kirby

The act of blowing marijuana smoke directly up another's ass.

I took a massive bong hit and gave her the good ol' Colorado Kirby.

by 50Gunner1984 March 18, 2024