When you buy a set of electric toy trains and you tie your baby to the tracks naked with its legs spread and you tape a drill with an eggplant on the front of it going full speed and it hits the babies insides so deliciously that it’s ancestors can feel it.
by Mommy chinked 6000 January 7, 2024
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