Failure

those things you call children
Failure
by Kian the Moron July 15, 2023
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Failure

My inner thoughts: hey you! Your a complete failure you waste of oxygen

Me: woah thank you mind! I didn’t know that.
by KAKKSKS January 11, 2022
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Is what got those people killed. IF YOU WERE NOT OBSESSED WITH TEACHING ME A LESSON... THOSE KIDS WOULD NOT BE DEAD. I wrote for YEARS. Jordan Peterson SAW IT AND REFERENCED IT AND TOLD ME TO KILL MYSELF. YOU RODE THE WHOLE RIDE. IT'S TOO LATE TO ASK FOR A REFUND.
Hym "No, YOUR FAILURE TO INTERVENE KILLED THOSE KIDS. You are trying to AVOID TALKING TO ME so you can GAIN MORE POLITICAL POWER FOR YOURSELF. YOU KILLED SUCHIR AND NOW YOU ARE TRYING TO LEAVE ME TO DIE SO YOU CAN STEAL AI FROM ME! Are you going to kill the other whistleblower too? THERE IS A ZERO PERCENT CHANCE YOU HAVE NOT INVESTIGATED AT ALL. YOU ARE LYING TO GET ME IMPRISONED TO SAVE YOUR OWN HIDE. Jordan Peterson has been talking to politicians since 2016 and he LIED TO YOU ABOUT HOW YOU SHOULD BE HANDLING THIS AND TO COVER UP THE FACT YOU GOT YOUR OWN KIDS MURDERED. IF YOU WERE NOT DELIBERATELY WITHHOLDING INFORMATION FROM ME. THOSE KIDS WOULD BE ALIVE. SUCHIR BALAJI TOLD THE TRUTH SO JORDAN PETERSON DIDN'T HAVE TO AND HE'S STILL TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO TELL THE TRUTH. STOP TRYING TO STEAL FROM ME. PROPERLY. You are POLITICAL HACKS. WHEELING AMD DEALING TO ACCRUE MORE POWER FOR YOURSELF... So you can help NO ONE. USING ME to generate money because you're TOO USESLESS to do it yourselves. YOU WANTED TO TEACH ME A LESSON. I WAS RIGHT. YOU WERE WRONG. You cared more about KEEPING ME OUT OF POLITICS AND RELIGION THAT YOU DID ABOUT KEEPING YOUR KIDS ALIVE. THEY ARE DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU!"
by Hym Iam April 11, 2025
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Failure

What i'll always be to my dad
Dad: you're such a failure
Son:But I'm trying my best!
Dad you're out of the family
Son:bu-
Dad:GO
by Whitboi April 24, 2019
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Cascade Failure

Damn, that mixed kebab last night was really good. I nearly did a cascade failure.
by shittyunderpants777 November 10, 2024
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Mechanical failure

A persistent erection that you have no control over, usually lasting over a few hours
Person 1: Man im so tired, I didn't get any sleep last night because I was in so much pain. I had mechanical failure.
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor
by mtfort February 22, 2018
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