Enterpainment

Joke or humorous story that is so bad that individuals subjected to hearing it may feel pain.

He tried to sing a song and tell jokes at the wedding and unfortunately it was only enterpainment.

by ardoinpj September 5, 2015

Ventertainment

venting in an entertaining way

This is a portmanteau of vent + entertainment coined by an English teacher. Nobody wants to just hear complaining, but if you make it entertaining then people want to listen.

Person 1: I need a ventertainment session — my husband didn’t do ___ again!

Person 2: I love hearing your marriage ventertainment— it always makes me feel better about my own marriage.

Person 1: I’m glad I can be of service! And being able to vent keeps me from wanting to hurt him, so it’s a win/win.

Lewis Black is an excellent ventertainer.

by vibrant_tapestry August 5, 2018

entertainmate

A sex friend.

A: Your new girlfriend totally rocks!

B: Nah, she's just an entertainmate. Her vag totally rocks tho.

by Taka-mushroom August 29, 2022

Enterdetainment

Enterdetainment is a compound word derived from entertain and detain to describe the interaction that dissident activists, street performers and transient merchants, "F-Troopers" like myself, have to regularly endure at the hands of law enforcement officers everywhere we go

The Po-Po enterdetained me at the show yesterday.

After being enterdetained, I describe what just happened to onlookers as my dose of enterdetainment for the day.

by WhistleBlower0013 January 1, 2025