Corporate dozen

A six-pack marketed as a case. Corporate advertising that cynically misleads buyers into thinking they are getting more than they receive.

Contrary to the baker's dozen of 13 to encourage long-term loyalty, the corporate dozen provides less than that advertised for short-term gain. or: The baker's dozen is what we were, and the corporate dozen is what we have become.

by DrTortoise August 15, 2024

Dirty Dozen Circle Jerk

That thing where you jerk off a dozen guys, two at a time; until they’ve all finished, or you dislocate your shoulders-whichever comes first

Life Pro Tip: Be the giver in dirty dozen circle jerks, your arms will always be toned!

by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023

Butcher's Dozen

11; as opposed to a Baker's Dozen, 13

There couldn't have been more than a butcher's dozen in the bag.

by R. P. P. Shakespeare May 03, 2024

Karen's dozen

a dozen is 12, baker's dozen is 13
a mad Karen caused havoc at a store saying that dozen is 50, and since than - "Karen's dozen" = 50

how many burgers did you sell last night, Joe? I sold 3 Karen's dozens (150)

by Leo of the Харків February 05, 2024

Karen's dozen

A dozen under the Karen standard is 50, as opposed to 12.

"Fifty. Five zero. That's what a dozen is!" -Dunkin Donuts Karen

Scale provided by reddit user u/Iamvanno:
Dozen = 12.
Baker's dozen = 13.

Karen's dozen = 50.

by Khrezin February 16, 2021

six of one, half a dozen of the other

something corporate douchebags say instead of "the same"

"Jeff, which chair do you like better?"

"They're six of one, half a dozen of the other"

"...?"

by ajax6719 March 08, 2012

Metric Dozen

Metric Dozen : a group of ten items based on the fact that the metric system uses powers of ten to denote quantities.

This a ten count package of doughnuts - a Metric Dozen.

by wfukradio May 26, 2024