Taker's Dozen

A term for a group of 11 things
A dozen, if you take one away

Mike said he was bringing two six packs to the party, but he showed up with a Taker's Dozen: he drank one on the way

by anonymous July 9, 2022

Baker's Dozen

A sex act that is usually performed between at least 13 people.
Each participant gets completely naked and throws cake ingredients (milk, eggs, sugar, butter, etc.) at each other before turning up the temperature of the room and engaging in rough sexual intercourse.

Steven: "Hey, man, do you wanna come over tonight? We're throwing a Baker's Dozen. Annie and Carl will be there."

Paul: "Sounds like fun, I'll be right over."

by MaybeOodles October 9, 2022

dozen

Describe a person, especially who works in the industry, that has no required skills. Often used for idols and celebrities that cannot dance or sing.

Lmao why was she chosen to debut? She cannot sing nor dance and always appear as a deer caught in the headlights. Such a dozen!!

by openthefckingdoor January 8, 2022

Trucker's Dozen

When an 18-wheeler driver's wife cheats on him/her in an orgy with eighteen other men.

After accidentally driving through the wall, Larry found his wife in a Trucker's Dozen with the neighborhood watch.

by barkotempo December 21, 2021

dozen amount

the value of 12

Get The Dozen Amount Mug, Also Get A Neck Gaiter

by That One Guy Thats Dead10101 April 16, 2022

Chad's Dozen

16.

I ordered a Chad's dozen, but they only gave me 15.

by BakersChad March 22, 2022

Baker’s dozen

When you make a woman’s buns clap 13 times

Last night I gave my girl a baker’s dozen

by Datbitch23456 September 6, 2021