Dirty Dozen Circle Jerk

That thing where you jerk off a dozen guys, two at a time; until they’ve all finished, or you dislocate your shoulders-whichever comes first

Life Pro Tip: Be the giver in dirty dozen circle jerks, your arms will always be toned!

by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023

Hoarder's Dozen

An unnecessarily large collection of any particular thing

A shit-ton

"My uncle Joe has a hoarder's dozen of toilet paper, it was stacked up in his linen closet, floor to ceiling!"

"I just ate a hoarder's dozen of pancakes."

"I would give a hoarder's dozen just to see him again."

by 14pineapples May 12, 2020

Butcher's Dozen

11; as opposed to a Baker's Dozen, 13

There couldn't have been more than a butcher's dozen in the bag.

by R. P. P. Shakespeare May 2, 2024

Filipino dozen

A Filipino dozen is 16 of one item.

Dozen = 12
Bakers Dozen = 13
Filipino Dozen = 16

I will take a Filipino dozen of lumpia please.

by TruckerWife1539 January 19, 2021

A Baker's Dozen

A state of having so many women interested in you that a dozen would be an understatement. Therefore, it is known that you have a "Baker's Dozen" women

"Look at David go! That guy's got A Baker's Dozen! Girls just can't get enough of him"

by mouseman956 January 4, 2025

midget's dozen

(n) a group or set of 5.

Bagel Shop Person: How many bagels do you want? Is a half a dozen good?
Shopper: Nah that's too many! A midget's dozen will be good.
Bagel Shop Person: A what?
Shopper: A Midget's Dozen! That's 5.

by DWBB April 22, 2016

Trader's Dozen

The term refers to the culture of leaving work at mid-day, to go to a nearby pub / strip club and have a dozen alcoholic drinks or shots, until the evening, before leaving for home or going to a prostitute for sex. It is also considered common-practice to put the bill on the Corporate Credit Cards.

The term originates in view of the exorbitant, careless, even behaviour usually characterised by bankers and traders, at the expense of their clients. It is closely related to the word Banker's Dozen, with strip clubs and sex being the only difference.

It's a Friday, let's do a Trader's Dozen with the team.

by Urbanisher August 24, 2011