crimp it and chimp it.

the act of using a clip of any sort to shut close a bag of snack food. and then immediately proceeding to erupt in imitation monkey noises.

"MAN dawg, last night i got so cRUNK. i Crimped it AND chimped it."

"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."

"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."

crimp it and chimp it. by flaccid grass September 25, 2021

Stop being a chimp 

Used when someones behavior is that of a monkey or dumbass

Person 1: Please buy me some wings right now ill pay you tomorrow

Person 2: No sorry I'm broke right now

Person 1: But im hungry though now please dude

Person 2: I sai-

Person 1: *Stop being a chimp!

Stop being a chimp by Ncthh5 June 17, 2023

snow white chimp

It is derogatory response to "black monkey" meant for white folks

We are from the jungle, but your snow white chimp

snow white chimp by MEDDY April 11, 2025

champaine 

Drinking champagne and doing cocaine

Wanna hang out for some champaine this week-end

champaine by Villus May 24, 2016

gold star champion 

An overachiever who has the consistently annoying habit of hijacking any conversation into an advertisement of his or her successes to anyone within ear range so that he or she can get some cheap validation; usually someone who was a top students in elementary school who hoarded the gold star stickers and used them as a (self-defined) standard of superiority

_________ had a habit of steering any fun night at the bar into letting people know about his/her newest top academic scores. She's/He's such a fucking gold star champion.

gold star champion by Icannadoeet February 9, 2013

Chimpy Toes 

Chimpy Toes - Often referred to as the Flame Foot or Fire Foot, this toe type is characterised by a protruding second toe, which is even larger than the big toe. Normally found in the female population of Stafford, you can clearly make out the extensive toe as they swing from the trees using them to grip branches or pick fleas from each others hair...
In 1987 the phrase "Chimp Toe Job" was first used in the adult film industry.... Later on the more famous "Camel Toe" surfaced...

Look at that bird there - I bet she's a swinger...
How do you know?
By her Chimpy Toes...

Chimpy Toes by MoreBeer November 27, 2020

Champ Up 

the act of putting your excuses to the side and gettin' to work like a champ

Man I had a rough day in the gym but tomorrow's another day to Champ Up!

Champ Up by Bigwheels73 April 1, 2019