Char

The Roman Goddess Of Blowjobs.

That Blowjob I Got Last Night Was So Good, It Felt Like It Was From Char Herself!

by MaddoggEros April 13, 2009

Chiara

a gorgeous but slutty bitch

Do you see Chiara flirting with all of those guy?

by goldscar123 June 7, 2018

chair nazi

Jack asses who steal your chair when you get up

You damn chair nazi, i was just sitting here

by Inuttei May 22, 2005

Asshole Chair

The chairs located throughout a store where the unfortunate male who gets roped into shopping with a female companion ends up sitting. The hapless male usually ends up waiting for hours, and often while an important sporting event is on.

Yvonne: I'll be in the bra section.
Rachel: I'll be in the shoe department.
L: I'll be in the asshole chair, twiddling my thumbs and plotting how to get in your respective pants.

by Dr. Zoid Johnberg January 2, 2009

sneako chair

That one random chair in every seedy hotel room. There's only ever one. It's not for sitting, its for watching your girl get gangbanged. A reference to the "red pill" influencer Sneako publically admitting on a podcast, that he willfully watched his girl get passed around by random strange men, multiple times.

Brock: Hey chad, the varsity team's running a train on Sara this weekend at the motel.
Chad: oh yeah? Tom's gonna be in the sneako chair again?
Brock: Ever since Frank's eyebrows tickled his balls, Tom can't seem to find anywhere else to sit!

by Ecclesies March 19, 2023

burping the chair

Pushing your ass down repeatedly into the cushin of a chair after farting into it repeatedly.

Dickbob thought it was safe to come back into the room, but I was burping the chair and chased his ass back out.

by Jim Koury October 22, 2006

asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair

a canadian goose, covered in diaharea

Yesterday i saw a asshole ketchup toaster rocking chair flying by my house while i was taking a shit.

by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011