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finnish capitalism

On July 2nd, 2023, a Finnish man by the name of jopede went on Roblox and uploaded a hat called the Red Snapper Croc. It is on sale for 299 robux and 600 available.

The invasion of Finnish capitalism began this day due to the raids of the cult, which each cult member wears a pair of pajamas with a Red Snapper Croc. They then commit suicide by jumping into a pool full of snappers to contribute to the legacy.
*sees a group of people with pajamas and crocs on their head* ahh, finnish capitalism and its benefits
by DrShamrock July 2, 2023
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Capital Typer

A person who types like this

Hi I Am A Person Who Loves Cats And Guinea Pigs And I Hate Dogs
Why are people such Capital Typers?
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Capital Fucked

When something does not work out for you and it affects your life in a negative way.
Person 1: “Oh shit, my computer just crashed and now I’ve lost all of my work!”

Person 2: “Get Capital Fucked, bitch.”
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Washington-Capital

Someone who greatly underachieves.
Dude, you had a 4.0 in high school and you flunked out of college? Your'e such a Washington-Capital!
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emotional capitalism

The pursuit of mutually beneficial interaction with others, and the rejection of altruistic, compulsory interaction without a definite purpose.

Common view of teenagers.
As a proponent of emotional capitalism, Ethan viewed the obligatory family gatherings as immoral.
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The best Jewish sleep away camp ever!! The memories last forever and you feel the community everywhere.
I made so many amazing friends this summer at Capital Camps
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Cuddle capitalism

We're selling you stuff to make you feel better about yourself and we care so we want you to be healthy. Sometimes the company doesn't care, they just pretend to, to increase sales.
Hmm I've noticed rather a lot of the adverts these days feature farmers, twittering birds and lots of waffling on about provenance...talk about cuddle capitalism overload.
by Sazzy J December 17, 2015
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