Douche Belt

A term/system allowing for identification and quantification of a person's douchiness, with degrees from 1 to 5 indicating subject's progress toward a state of ultimate douchebag-dom.

"Hey, check out that jackass with the muscle shirt and tribal band tattoo, leaning against his spotless 4x4 truck that's obviously never been taken off-road."

"Yeah, I see him. Third-degree douche belt right there."

by Mattsooee October 10, 2012

belt of green

A green belt created by Leapercauns. It's is usually found in magic portals in Ireland.

Leapercauns wear this belt of green. I keep it in my magic closet

by Bread eater :) November 29, 2013

Belt Cleavage

Another term for ass crack exposure the only difference being, we would like to see more. ~AB3

Sarah you have the best Belt Cleavage of any plumber we know.

by AB3 February 21, 2015

belt pride

belt pride is that where an individual makes sure their shirt is cleanly tucked in, allowing their belt to seen in plain view.

Hey check out Garrett's shirt. Why does he have it tucked in like that? I can count the notches on his belt from here. Yea he has some good belt pride going...

by dariat28 December 19, 2008

seat-belted

The act of grabbing the hand of person and pulling it towards your genitals

When Ted was horny, he seat-belted Marsha.

by BOBERT2099 January 2, 2010

reflective belt

A reflective belt is the iconic symbol that unifies US military members in brotherly anger and hatred. It is the symbol of everything nonsensical. It is the most well-recognized banner of the Global War on Terror. Leaders think it makes you invincible and they convince n00bs that they are invincible while wearing it. Accountable for countless injuries. Also known as an "invincibility belt."

"Dude, where's your reflective belt? We're in a war zone you know..."

by Swiftshade April 7, 2016

Boner belt

When a boner is used to hold up ones pants, in place of a belt.

"Dude, did you see Tommy?"
"Yeah. hes got a huge boner belt today"

by Purvanator November 2, 2014