relative history

The history of your blood parents, or the history of your mother and father.

My mom and dads life story, relative or relative history is relative to my life story.

by Cronic Christoph January 5, 2017

Hood History

When you've been having sex with your childhood friends and still are.

My friend stated, you don't have hood history?

by Pashion5 June 24, 2021

History Dick

History dick is the embarrassing ailment you get when you hook up with someone you’ve got too much history with. Similar to whiskey dick though not as easily explainable, you’re penis simply refuses to accept your ( alienated and likely crying) partner as anything other than platernal and remains stoically placid despite things getting real, and ignoring any yelling in bathrooms you may throw at it.

“ Man, I hooked up with Ladyface last night”

“ Oh shit, you two been friends forever, was it weird? Was it peculiar?”

“ Yeah man, got a bad case of the history dick, my weenus packed up and left me standing there naked with a flaccid mole rat between my legs.”

by Macguyverwasntreal November 15, 2019

living history

Living history is an activity that incorporates historical reconstructions of every aspect of everyday life into an interactive presentation that seeks to give observers and participants a sense of stepping back in time.

My hobby is living history, where I play an medieval heraut at re-enactment events.

by Stixoyxgkxtjxti January 16, 2017

history memer

usually used to described retards within a community based on historical discussion, this mainly includes those whom consistently post history memes, such as wehrmachts marching, with some text added above, for an example; "me and the boys on our way to paris.", in general, extremely unfunny material.

history memers seem to think that they are cool, yet it is quite the opposite, they are just losers whom have a massive network of gifs taking up 20 terabytes in their downloads folder.

a man going by the name of "Civollow", has described history memers as fat creatures with pimpled faces, round glasses and extremely large teeth.

some dude: fuck off history memer.

history memer: hahaha funny germany take poland go vroom boom kashoom

some dude: shut the fuck up.

history memer: romans when the carthage *insert giga chad*

some dude: ah fuck this guy.

discrod mod: *history memer was banned* reason: retarded history memer

by sdhkdashvfnhsabfc November 10, 2022

Canada's History

(Noun) A sex act performed primarily in the continental U.S. which involves the use of a cup, preferably Stanley's, some form of lubricant, generally syrup, and the boney appendages of an idiotic ungulate that is associated with the country upon which the sex act is named after. The act begins by filling the cup with the syrupy goodness that is maple nectar, then pouring it upon a naked U.S. citizen while screaming "were not going to take it!!" Then the two, or 15, individuals involved in the act take the boney appendages, spank each other with them, and commence to get down and dirty (generally moosey style). Can be performed on a ice rink

I can't come into work today I'm too traumatized, we had Canada's History last night.

by jbeatmyfunkmeat February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act so vile it is banned in many countries and only one person has been brave enough to mention it on TV: Stephen Colbert.

Not much is known about it because so very few people have actually performed it. It is rumored that "putting it all in" is the hardest part.

Canada's History fetish films may be seen online.

by fortunefaded February 4, 2010