Bathroom Toilet

For some reason, the best place to write, think, draw, scroll though memes, or think about all the wasted potential you had.

Random person: Did they just bring their phone in the bathroom?!? Are they going to watch *Naughties*
You: Oh, no, I’m going to write all my book ideas down on the bathroom toilet and then cry.

by Annon5697216 March 23, 2022

target bathroom

A target bathroom is where you took the biggest fucking shat all over the sink where after you left you had to come back to the bathroom to wipe your ass more

Is that the target bathroom better go back to wipe your ass

by Ur mom is Candice December 9, 2019

smelly bathroom

When you use the bathroom at your friends house and take a huge shit.

Friend: I just made your bathroom into a smelly bathroom, don't go in there for about a year!

by Natalie Stump. July 2, 2014

bathroom burrito

a burrito that you heat up in a 1130 WATTAGE microwave and leave in the bathroom for 3 hours waiting for your daughter to eat.

mom: who ate my bathroom burrito??
me: oh. i did.

by pickle6my9stick September 14, 2019

Bathroom Purgatory

The act of being mentally finished with a shit, but not physically.

I’m ready to wipe, but I’m stuck in bathroom purgatory.

by DeadlyNarwhals May 19, 2020

bathroom roach

the roaches that only show up in the bathroom.

yo, theres this one bathroom roach thats been in my bathroom for 3 days man.

by iabbayobr May 1, 2023

bathroom profiling

when all the stalls are full, you pick your stall based on who just left it

A really fat, old lady walked out of her stall the same time a normal girl did. I used the old bathroom profiling trick and went in to the normal girl's.

by Carlxyz August 9, 2012