Simp

The opposite of a misogynist. A simp is a man who will bring himself down compared to a woman in order to consolidate him getting any coochie. Usually looked down-upon by fellow guys and unnoticed by women. This is a final/desperate grab at pussy, and more often than not ends up with misguided hatred towards women. Usually associated with the name Nathan.
Guy 1: Yo, what's the deal with Nathan and that girl?

Guy 2: He's just being a simp. I heard he said that he wasn't worthy of liking her.

Guy 1: Really? That's pretty sad, man. What a simp.
by Cakeswitdasauce January 6, 2020
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Simp

A word that’s over used and was supposed to be cool until all these lil ass kids started using it, they think just bc u like a girl your a simp, smh. And no racist shii but it’s mostly lil white kids saying it 👎🏽
Person: that girl over there fine asf
Lil kid: SIMP
Person2: boy if you don’t sit yo lil ass down,u get no bitches nigga
by Johnson from New Jersey April 14, 2020
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simp

Fat losers in their moms' basements dropping their McDonald's salaries on women they have no chance with for attention
The VTuber "community" is full of massive fucking simps
by WhyDoINeedToTypeInAGodDamName September 2, 2022
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Simp

She simps to hard
by Your girl 2 February 13, 2021
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Simp

A guy name nick, who is persistently trying to get the girls to talk to him, like him and send him “nudes”
Nick is such a simp, he tried to build a Minecraft house for Katie
by Avs chat March 9, 2020
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SIMP

Experiment 239
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy

A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.

Not. Cool. Dude.
Me: "Hey mom! Call Josh a simp!"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"
by GummoG June 17, 2019
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Simp

Owen Strommer the bear himself
Justin: yo where’s Owen?
Dylan: *sigh* u already know
Justin: FaceTime?
Dylan: Yep typical simp🤦 ♂️
*owen comes back*
Owen: what’s up I’m back

Justin+Dylan: SIMP SHUT UP SIMP IS THAT A SIMP I HEAR???
by thedudewhobeatsupowen June 16, 2020
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