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New York Crust

When a guy is plowing a girl from behind, busts on her back, and writes his initials in the cum with his finger. Once dried, his initials will be printed in the crusty jizz canvas.
Hey bro, when I was banging my girl this morning I went to give her the ol' New York Crust. But before I busted, I looked down and discovered someone with your initials had already done it...
by WuddupDoe January 31, 2015
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New Haven doorbell

The act of getting the attention of some one inside a house by sitting in your car and honking the horn repeatedly rather than getting off your ass and ringing the bell or knocking. This method is particularly popular in New Haven CT when you are trying to sleep.
The neighbor's douchebag boyfriend woke me up with a New Haven doorbell again.
by The Duke of Hayhay April 28, 2014
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Law of Bad News

The Law of Bad News states that "90% of the news you receive will be negative in nature". See Finagle's Law.
Jim: Damn, I just found out I'm failing out of school, and yesterday I was told that I have testicular cancer, I'm 12,000 in credit card cancer, and I was just found out my girlfriend's pregnant.

Bob: Er.... well, I'm here to let you know that I got her pregnant.

Jim: Damn you, Law of Bad News
by HermanoBluth June 12, 2010
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New Vienna, Ohio

New Vienna, Ohio is a teeny-tiny itsy-bitsy town in southern Ohio. It is located in Clinton county, however, some people with a New Vienna address live in Highland county. This small town has only one traffic light, yet contains two gas stations, a family dollar, a bank, a car wash, a library, a police office and fire station, an ice cream shop, an pizza place, an elementary school, a factory, and two churches. There is also a railroad running through the center of town, but there are rarely any locomotives. The 2000 Census states that there are 1,294 residents of New Vienna. New Vienna was incorporated on June 7th, 1853, and is a rural community with lots and lots of farmland. In fact, the school has a cornfield behind it!
I love New Vienna, Ohio! It's my hometown!
by MaeLeighOliver November 6, 2012
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New Orleans Ladies

Transgendered "ladies" who sashay around nights in the Vieux Carré New Orleans where they "Hug the wick" for a few dollars and a drink. Frequently found on Burbon Street from Bourbon Street to Esplanade.
Geeze I had too much to drink and picked up one of those "New Orleans Ladies" last night. He was pretty good though! Be careful though, they'll take your wallet "roll you like a river".
by MrKnobs May 7, 2023
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The New York Challenge

Eating at all the McDonalds in Manhattan in a 24 hour period.
Guy 1: what do you want to do for food today?
Guy 2: I'm like really hungry, let's do The New York Challenge.
Guy 1: The ultimate Mac Attack, I'm down.
by pocketmaster6969 October 16, 2019
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new york single

When you are seeing multiple people at once on a casual level, not committing to any of them. Named for New York City's vicious dating scene.
A: "Is that girl your girlfriend?"
B: "We haven't had 'the talk' yet, so I just assume she's seeing other people, like I am."
A: "Oh, I see. You're New York single."
by freerradicals February 24, 2015
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