I’m A Baked Potato

Someone who is obsessed with potatoes, so much to the point that they might need therapy

Friend: I’m a baked potato

Me: Seek mental help, please

by ImABakedPotato December 4, 2021

potato sack

A term for:
Someone with Saggy Titties made of fat, beyond anything good.
Someone with an ass made of only fat, beyond anything good.
Generally acts like a hoe and pretends every guy wants her.

Person 1: yo that Gina girl is such a Potato Sack!
Person 2: yeah bro she is so nasty, it’s just gross.

by h@llo April 19, 2019

Kezbob Potato

A girl who is crazy about potatoes and eats them raw. She gets bags of potatoes for her birthday. She uses chat GPT to generate song about potatoes.
Her life depends on potatoes of all sorts.

When I saw the girl running around with a billion of potatoes I ask her, "Are you a Kezbob Potato?".
My best friend is a Kezbob Potato!

by Angelini Kokomelini 😇😜🎀✨ August 24, 2025

Mashed Potato Man

A menace to society that came to life from a bowl of unseasoned mashed potatoes. Soft, white, flavorless, and unrefined. Likes gravy.

Look at that Mashed Potato Man in the Trump hat.

by Lersei Cannister May 30, 2018

Potato Mitts

An Irishman's fists.

"When his Irish Catholic father found out that he got expelled, he beat the shiiit out of him with his potato mitts."

"Conor, this is a 4 year old's birthday party; not UFC. Stop hitting me with your potato mitts trying to prove you're king of the inflatable castle - literally no one cares."

by written_slander November 24, 2023

scalloped potatoes

To masturbate using somone else's shit as lubricant.

" Me and the old lady tried scalloped potatoes last night. I got shit stuck in my pre hole."

by Shit guru June 30, 2017

Potato

You will know a *potato* when you see one

My cat is a VERY fat potato

by HAHahaaaaa11 November 23, 2021