gods chopping block

i got splinters off gods chopping block

by wormxing October 16, 2010

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Fox Block

The act of setting the parental controls on your parents' television to block fox news, OANN, and other conservative news/opinion channels.

I fox blocked my dad's tv this weekend so he can no longer watch news that empowers Trump

by meanolebastard68 October 31, 2018

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Choc block

(v.) When you get the urge to take what feels like a BRUTAL shit, but ends up being a measly toot.

"I ate some beans, and later I went to the bathroom, only to be choc blocked."

by Smitty McDitty February 17, 2020

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wank block

The random things that happen when you‘re just trying to wank. Especially in combination to watching porn. Doesnt matter if you‘re just starting or already in the midst of it, something just has to happen to stop you.

I was starting to wank when all of a sudden I receive 10 messages, 2 emails and then there is even an incoming call from my mum. I havent gotten any notifications all day until now! Typical wank block!

by xyz1999 October 01, 2020

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