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Granny Dancing Syndrome

When a female is in a club and they dance sexually but it does not suit them as a person. This results in other surrounding people feeling uncomfortable.
For example "God , i hate when she tries to grab me in the club, it fees like my grandmas trying to grind on me."
"i thought they were best friends , why is she trying to get away from her?" "oh, that's just granny dancing syndrome"
by rubella.com December 28, 2023
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dancing

Dancing is my favorite thing to- *gets murdered*
by Braunstein November 23, 2021
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mario dance

All I can say is that its just hilarious.
by KinniStyle August 3, 2007
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dance friends

The best type o friends to have. You guys not only share a bond through dance, but you are close outside of dance too. No matter how far you get in life, you will never forget your dance friends. So don't take them for granted and treasure them always.
I wish I had friends like dance friends!
by Dance5678 January 24, 2015
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Masturbatory Dance

When you accomplish something that makes you break out into a dance involving masturbation.
John was so happy he passed his test he broke out into a masturbatory dance.
by Beatrice Wall March 24, 2025
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dance and dash

In escort prostitution, a variation on the "cash and dash" scam.

A "cash and dash" provider accepts payment (as discreetly handing a call girl an unmarked cash-filled envelope up front is typical in the hobby) but then immediately bails out and leaves without providing any service.

The "dance and dash" scam is similar - some token "service" is provided which has nothing to do with what was advertised or what the client thought was being advertised.
The client thinks "full-service escort" means sex, the vendor suddenly decides (after taking the money) that no, it means one minute of hip-hop dancing followed by a beeline for the door. That's dance and dash.

In cash and dash, the client doesn't even get that much.

The so-called "escort review boards", despite their serious faults (such as being funded by ads from the very providers the users purport to "review") should be able to provide at least a heads-up if a serial cash-and-dash or dance-and-dash scheme is being operated by one individual local provider. These people change working names and contact info frequently, but patience for what is basically out-and-out fraud is limited.
by bitchuck November 2, 2024
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piano dance

where a dog is tied up by its neck and hung up, its feet barely touching the ground, until it is slowly and excruciatingly strangled to death.
Person 1: I did the piano dance to my dog!

Person 2: You're disgusting!!
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