by a random person :) June 16, 2020
Get the pineapple hairsmug. by LILSoMALIANman69 May 22, 2022
Get the lucas hairmug. When someone's hair is comically without texture, a guy that uses mathematical concepts and the golden ratio to make his hair attract the least bitches possible, combs his hair and makes it look like plastic, uses gel like it's free and normally does shitty haircuts that make his face even more horrendous than it is, normally happens to white rich boys who think they have the best haircut in a 5 mile radius
"Jack thinks he's rocking his new haircut and style but little does he know it's just rich boy hair"
by Borzoilover February 5, 2024
Get the Rich boy hairmug. Unit of measurement, approximately 3 millimetres, the average thickness of an adult female pubic hair, unless that female is my ex girlfriend Susan, who had very thick pubes
by brytor March 16, 2021
Get the Cunt hairmug. “Your hair has really grown, it’s so long”
“I don’t think it is at all, I think I have long hair dysmorphia.”
“I don’t think it is at all, I think I have long hair dysmorphia.”
by yoyomynameishoe October 22, 2023
Get the long hair dysmorphiamug. by Yusairao February 1, 2021
Get the hairmug. 