dick licker

one who is skilled in the art of licking dicks

Josh Wise is a dick licker

by Monkey Man April 7, 2003

dick slap

the act of slapping a ho with your dick

give him the dick slap!
i dick slapped a ho from here to nabrisco!

by Nick! December 5, 2002

black dick

poo, shit, crap, turd, feces, excrement

Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

A: To look for black dick!

by Barack_Obama April 16, 2008

Lip Dick

When a female is giving you head and the lipstick she is wearing smears all over your dick

Last night that ho Amanda gave me a lip dick

by RBGEEZY January 26, 2011

GAK DICK

WHEN YOU'VE BEEN ON THE BENDER TRAIN AND EATEN 20 BARNSEYS A GRAM OF DIPPY AND 8 BALL OF RAK FINALLY PICK UP A SMOKIE AFTER CHASING THE DRAGON ALL DAY THEN WHEN IT COMES TO PERFORMING YOUR PENIS DOESN'T CO-OPERATE.

THE OTHER FRIDAY I JUMPED ON THE BENDER TRAIN WAS ON IT ALL WEEKEND CHASING THE DRAGON SPENT MY WHOLE PAY ON GEAR FINALLY PICKED UP A SMOKIE DOWN AT THE SURF CLUB TOOK HER HOME GOT MY PENIS OUT AND SHE LOOKED AT IT AND SAID WHAT IS THAT AND I WAS LIKE ARRRRRRRRH "GAK DICK" BABY

by MEKEEN THE FIEEEN December 2, 2009

dick in a box

R&B song parody that Justin Timberlake performed on Saturday Night Live (otherwise known as SNL). The main part of the video contains Timberlake and SNL cast member Andy Samberg dancing with Christmas-wrapped boxes, attached to their genitals. Probably one of SNL's best sketches in at least 10 years, and makes me forget about the Nipplegate incident of 2004.

1. Cut a hole in the box.
2. Put your junk in the box!

It's my dick in a box!

by The Producer December 27, 2006

Itchy Dick

When your pecker itches. Poison Ivy on the pen0r, Any situation when your dinger itches constantly.

Steve was playing in Poison Ivy and then jerked off, Now he has Itchy Dick.

by Chuck H. July 27, 2006