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A Michael Bolton

When your guy comes home from work in his stodgy office clothes and you rip his clothes off of him and fuck him to gangster rap, preferably Geto Boys.
My guy came home yesterday and gave him a Michael Bolton.
by Allimac September 7, 2020
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Michael

The most amazing and nice guy you will ever meet, Michael is incredibly cute and handsome and is there for you when you need him the most, Michael is super easy to talk to and just makes everyday that much nicer, Michael is perfect in every single way, be like Michael.
Guy: Did you hear that Michael got with Lawson?
Guy 2: Lawson is so lucky!
by LockyDaBoi July 24, 2022
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Michael Joseph Robert White

Michael Joseph Robert White is a great father and a great friend if you have one of these in your life don’t let them go!! <3
Me:Hey dad

Michael/Dad:hey hun
Me: You’re funny hilarious and a good dad
Michael/Dad:Thanks hunny u too
Just gonna say Michael Joseph Robert White is a very good father
by Dont.mess.w.me February 14, 2021
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Michael wire

Chad: who’s Michael wire
Chad 2: dunno sounds lame
by Anya phelan April 27, 2023
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Michael

A nerdy boy that looks like Jeffery Dahmer. He’ll ask you to homecoming, but you probably won’t say yes. He is not like the other boys.
“Ew why is that random 40 year-old white man trying to hang out with us? Oh wait, that’s just Michael. He probably just got back from church camp.”
by stePmanang September 2, 2021
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Michael A.S.

Good at all sports 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Michael A.S. : yooooooo look at that cat that thing did a flip
Everyone else: *dies of laughter*
by Dog_water69420 February 28, 2021
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