When your guy comes home from work in his stodgy office clothes and you rip his clothes off of him and fuck him to gangster rap, preferably Geto Boys.
by Allimac September 7, 2020

The most amazing and nice guy you will ever meet, Michael is incredibly cute and handsome and is there for you when you need him the most, Michael is super easy to talk to and just makes everyday that much nicer, Michael is perfect in every single way, be like Michael.
by LockyDaBoi July 24, 2022

Michael Joseph Robert White is a great father and a great friend if you have one of these in your life don’t let them go!! <3
Me:Hey dad
Michael/Dad:hey hun
Me: You’re funny hilarious and a good dad
Michael/Dad:Thanks hunny u too
Just gonna say Michael Joseph Robert White is a very good father
Michael/Dad:hey hun
Me: You’re funny hilarious and a good dad
Michael/Dad:Thanks hunny u too
Just gonna say Michael Joseph Robert White is a very good father
by Dont.mess.w.me February 14, 2021

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by Anya phelan April 27, 2023

A nerdy boy that looks like Jeffery Dahmer. He’ll ask you to homecoming, but you probably won’t say yes. He is not like the other boys.
“Ew why is that random 40 year-old white man trying to hang out with us? Oh wait, that’s just Michael. He probably just got back from church camp.”
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