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douche quief

The almost unbearable nagging persistent uncontrollable pussy
Greg would love to drop kick douche quief

Thanks for giving me your douche quief.
by Booty Snatchin Pirates August 5, 2008
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douche nuggets

When she pulled out her tampon, little douche nuggets had fallen off.
by tqmidget85 July 7, 2008
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douche quivers

The quivering effect that a woman can get during an orgasm which is similar to the effect that can happen when douching.
I gave that chick the douche quivers three times last night.
by The District August 11, 2007
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J-douche

a sexually experienced, artistically adept motherfucker
Hey, there's J-Douche.
by CHayes August 12, 2008
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douche-a-louche

1. The ultimate “loser"
2. Someone who is not only massively brain dead so much so that the very thought of them is so foul and putrid that it reminds you of vaginal cleansing, but also very frightening and creepy in the most corny way possible.
3. A person of this nature should be avoided at all costs.
Friend 1 – "This guy I’m seeing is such a douche-a-louche, he texted me that I should come over because he’s wearing a Mexican Sombrero and nothing else!"
Friend 2 – "Wow! Please never speak to him again!"
by Christine Cascio December 9, 2008
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Douch Monger

A person who is not only a total douch, but a complete tool who wears abercrombie and fitch polos tucked into their white shorts, slicks their hair back with hair gel, and wear visors like they were brought to the future from the late 90's
Man, that dudes such a douch monger, I just want to take his visor and punch him in the mouth
by JimmyNuetronBoyGenius September 20, 2009
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Douche Bag

by Mel-o September 15, 2009
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